Entertainment & Music - 24 September 2007

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"

"I'm in love." the boy replied.

Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"

"With you!" he said.

"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."

"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a condom!"

2007-09-24 19:51:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-24 19:49:47 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

its almost my bedtime...i got school tomorrow uhhh. LOL
i had a long day and now im spending some time online b4 i go to bed.

anyone else sleepy???

2007-09-24 19:49:13 · 18 answers · asked by ILoveGreen ZipZapZop 4 in Polls & Surveys

im worried about my gf.

2007-09-24 19:47:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 19:46:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It took me a super long time lol....

2007-09-24 19:45:48 · 28 answers · asked by Queen Powerpuff [thinks ur cute] 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 19:43:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 19:41:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 19:40:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 19:40:24 · 3 answers · asked by Demonic 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 19:39:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 19:39:07 · 12 answers · asked by Moore55 4 in Classical

what's your favorite body part?

2007-09-24 19:38:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 19:37:58 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

What is your favorite TV show?
What is your favorite candy?
Am I pregnant?
What is your favorite color?
C'mon, you know you have a favorite!

2007-09-24 19:34:40 · 28 answers · asked by Vick (Philadelphia Phreedom) 6 in Polls & Surveys

What's another term for KEEPING IT IN THE FAMILY?

2007-09-24 19:33:05 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 19:31:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

=D
=P
xD

I see those a lot.

2007-09-24 19:31:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Most of the country hasn't had to worry about that this summer.

2007-09-24 19:30:47 · 19 answers · asked by Mav 6 in Polls & Surveys

When you read a really stupid question on here, how hard is it for you to resist answering w/ up w/ a super witty, super sarcastic remark that you will know will piss them off and make everyone else laugh???

2007-09-24 19:30:32 · 6 answers · asked by ilovesunchips23 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 19:29:49 · 25 answers · asked by Mav 6 in Polls & Surveys

1) After I burst in, pantsed you, made you sit in a bucket of oysters, and licked your toenails, you laughed.Why?

2) Raisins or Prunes

3) Was it just me or did I see Willow kicking back with Jabba at the Banta Eve Pod Race?

2007-09-24 19:29:33 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Not candy bar necessarily, but candy in general. I am partial to white fudge myself. Ummmmmmm.

2007-09-24 19:28:41 · 24 answers · asked by Mav 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 19:26:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

here is a song i wrote

ever since they be sayin hip hop died
all them quit but i tried
cause i dreamed high
cause i knew i was back to back with rap
and i aint going back
i hate that life
money issues,bullying if only i had that knife
i'd cut that ni**a in half
when i said that u can hear them in the back laugh
kids treated me unfair
kanye sold more than 1 million copies he's a millionaire
step in my shoes for a day
walk through LA
you'll realize what hip hop has become today
i liked this girl
she never liked me back
what she meant to me was what i meant for rap
all i want is love fu^k the money stacks

rate it 1 out of 10

1 is the worst
10 is the best.

2007-09-24 19:24:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the only words i know that have the word 'lida' in it is:
holiday
solidation

can you please help me find more.
thanks

2007-09-24 19:22:49 · 7 answers · asked by watching the sunset 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 19:22:37 · 10 answers · asked by Porcelain Doll 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 19:21:35 · 18 answers · asked by Tut Uncommon 7 in Polls & Surveys

When it comes to cartoons or animated cats, who is your fav?

i vote for Bagpuss

2007-09-24 19:20:57 · 31 answers · asked by misskitti7® 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 19:19:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys