The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love." the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With you!" he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a condom!"
2007-09-24 19:51:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that's a good one. Thanks. ☺♥☻♫♪
2007-09-24 20:59:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thaaaaaaaaaaatz ma little Johnny boy!
2007-09-24 19:55:54 · answer #2 · answered by 13 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You got to love Little Wise Johnny :-) LOL
2007-09-24 20:54:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah
2007-09-24 19:57:09 · answer #4 · answered by criminal convictions 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good 1 a star for you
2007-09-24 22:09:56 · answer #5 · answered by beci 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny lol
2007-09-24 19:54:16 · answer #6 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny, a very good sense of humour.
2007-09-24 20:56:14 · answer #7 · answered by stardu5t7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-24 21:37:59 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-09-24 20:39:38 · answer #9 · answered by tinta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
v funny
2007-09-24 19:55:26 · answer #10 · answered by lyndon n 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very grown up.
I wish that more men would be like that...
*lol*
2007-09-24 22:27:37 · answer #11 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋