Entertainment & Music - 24 September 2007

ran outside for exercise or for fun?

2007-09-24 21:51:41 · 11 answers · asked by anonymous 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:51:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:50:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

got a picture taken of yourself?

2007-09-24 21:50:05 · 17 answers · asked by anonymous 3 in Polls & Surveys

dyed your hair?

2007-09-24 21:49:24 · 18 answers · asked by anonymous 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:49:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hugged someone?

2007-09-24 21:48:44 · 14 answers · asked by anonymous 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:47:25 · 12 answers · asked by cuteteddy34 4 in Polls & Surveys

Please no shouting, I am feeling very delicate

2007-09-24 21:46:56 · 46 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:45:47 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

2007-09-24 21:45:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you like your boss? Yes or No

2007-09-24 21:44:47 · 21 answers · asked by What'd You Say? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:42:03 · 35 answers · asked by Justin 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:41:16 · 11 answers · asked by Jessica M 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:40:42 · 9 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:38:02 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:37:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

how do u cope w/6 hrs. sleep man?

2007-09-24 21:37:24 · 20 answers · asked by Yvonne 4 in Polls & Surveys

Notice: This poem is copyright 1992 by Harvey Ehrlich. It is free to
distribute, without changes, as long as this notice remains intact. All
follow-ups, requests, comments, questions, distribution rights, etc should
be made to mduhan@husc.harvard.edu . Happy Holidays!

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves",
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.
And labor conditions at the north pole
Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.
Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,
Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.
And equal employment had made it quite clear
That Santa had better not use just reindeer.
So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,
Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!
The runners had been removed from his sleigh;
The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A.
And people had started to call for the cops
When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops.
Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened.
His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened."
And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows,
Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose
And had gone on Geraldo, in front of the nation,
Demanding millions in over-due compensation.
So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife,
Who suddenly said she'd enough of this life,
Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz,
Demanding from now on her title was Ms.
And as for the gifts, why, he'd ne'er had a notion
That making a choice could cause so much commotion.
Nothing of leather, nothing of fur,
Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her.
Nothing that might be construed to pollute.
Nothing to aim. Nothing to shoot.
Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.
Nothing for just girls. Or just for the boys.
Nothing that claimed to be gender specific.
Nothing that's warlike or non-pacific.
No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.
Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth.
And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden,
Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden.
For they raised the hackles of those psychological
Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.
No baseball, no football...someone could get hurt;
Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt.
Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passe;
And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.
So Santa just stood there, disheveled, perplexed;
He just could not figure out what to do next.
He tried to be merry, tried to be gay,
But you've got to be careful with that word today.
His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground;
Nothing fully acceptable was to be found.
Something special was needed, a gift that he might
Give to all without angering the left or the right.
A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision,
Each group of people, every religion;
Every ethnicity, every hue,
Everyone, everywhere...even you.
So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth...
"May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth."
(c)Harvey Ehrlich, 1992

2007-09-24 21:37:21 · 4 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Jokes & Riddles

a violation notice for signing off last night with..."Goodnight everyone! God Bless you all." ???????? I did, I swear!

2007-09-24 21:36:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:35:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

....If you had to swap places with another version of you what would be happening in your ideal and nightmare world?



http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/2001/paralleluni.shtml

2007-09-24 21:35:13 · 10 answers · asked by not Stidge again 5 in Polls & Surveys

...:(

2007-09-24 21:34:46 · 19 answers · asked by Cupcake.....:) 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:34:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And did you have to look?

2007-09-24 21:34:30 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:34:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:31:11 · 6 answers · asked by Yvonne 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-24 21:30:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I do!

2007-09-24 21:30:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I really have to get a program where i can organize my movies and i dont want it to be trial or demo and i dont wanna pay

2007-09-24 21:30:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies