- You're suffering from Mallzheimer's disease. You go to the mall and forget where I parked my car.
- Age always corresponds inversely to the size of your multi-vitamin.
- Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
- It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.
- If you've never smoked, you can start now and it won't have time to hurt you.
- People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
- Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
- Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
- Your eyes won't get much worse.
- Adult diapers are actually kind of convenient.
- Things you buy now won't wear out.
- No one expects you to run into a burning building.
- There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
- Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
- In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
- You're sitting on a park bench, and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.
- You light the candles on your birthday cake, and a group of campers form a circle and start singing "Kumbaya."
2007-09-24 21:21:29 · 3 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
welll done dear RTTTBIPMS
2007-09-24 21:28:01 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Praise the Lord!
2007-09-24 21:26:17 · answer #2 · answered by jimmybond 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
I've noticed all the people I grew up with are getting kind of old now. Glad that isn't hitting me.
2007-09-24 21:26:02 · answer #3 · answered by Warren D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋