Entertainment & Music - 21 May 2007

A Chinese couple get married - - she is a virgin. Truth be told, he

is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked

under the sheets as her husband undresses, then he climbs in next to her and

tries to be reassuring.



"My darring" he says, "I know dis yoo firss time and you berry fwighten.



I pwamis yoo, I gib yoo anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss

ask...Anyting yoo wan. Whatchoo wan?" he says, trying to sound

experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.



A thoughtful silence follows as he waits patiently (and eagerly) for

her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan try

someping I have hear about... Numbaa 69."



More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled

tone he queries...

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"Yoo wan... Chicken wiff Broccori '' ??

2007-05-21 22:43:21 · 25 answers · asked by barz 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-21 22:42:18 · 14 answers · asked by geyamala 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-21 22:39:24 · 18 answers · asked by geyamala 7 in Polls & Surveys

A. Fall down also

B. Point and laugh

C. Help them up while laughing

D. Runaway then laugh

E. Pretend like you saw nothing

F. Other

2007-05-21 22:37:55 · 27 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

in my country everybody drives on the right side.i used to live in the states where everybody drives on the left.it does need a lot of practice but you get used to it after awhile...but seriously is it easier on the right or left?or is it both the same?

2007-05-21 22:37:35 · 14 answers · asked by faris j 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-21 22:35:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Help me.

I don't want to go back to work .... ever

I don't want to talk to my family ever again

I can't see the point of Y!A (even though I'm asking another question).

I just want to curl up and fall asleep - for ever.

2007-05-21 22:35:16 · 30 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-21 22:31:26 · 19 answers · asked by addy 1 in Rock and Pop

And what are your thoughts about next season ....

2007-05-21 22:30:18 · 6 answers · asked by red 3 in Other - Television

That has been bugging me.

2007-05-21 22:30:10 · 10 answers · asked by joemamabob69 2 in Drama

2007-05-21 22:29:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who was it?What did they say?

2007-05-21 22:28:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i am no dancer and i have a school reunion to go to in a fortnight!what's the best and easiest way to wiggle your way out of looking stupid on the dance floor...

2007-05-21 22:26:00 · 8 answers · asked by faris j 6 in Other - Entertainment

Or can it sometimes be good to know a lot about a little?

2007-05-21 22:25:55 · 21 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

Venom is so cool man... I just want him to beat Spidey...
I don't understand why they have to let Spiderman wins in all three movies... I think it's better to let the villain wins in one installment like what George Lucas did in his Star Wars double trilogies....

2007-05-21 22:25:20 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

i hate it when i get a toothache!can't do anything right!can't sleep...can't eat...can't be a normal person.it's like i became dr jekyl and mr hyde overnight...or is the other 2 much worst?

2007-05-21 22:20:53 · 7 answers · asked by faris j 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-21 22:19:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-21 22:18:08 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

listen to bad singers who would you rather listen to?

Paris Hilton
William Hung
Singing rabbit

2007-05-21 22:14:16 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1) Kind
2) Breed
3)Name
4) y u lov it so much
5) wat do u do to make him/her happy ( massage,treat)

2007-05-21 22:13:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and pull out whatever you wanted, what would it be? It would, of course, have to fit in the fridge.

2007-05-21 22:13:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

stuffed with money hand it in or keep it be honest

2007-05-21 22:12:55 · 15 answers · asked by astra 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-21 22:12:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and do you call her mom or by her name?

my mom's name is Viola and only call her by her name when i want be funny.

2007-05-21 22:11:09 · 35 answers · asked by Neev 7 in Polls & Surveys

What are the meanings of the colors, symbols etc.

2007-05-21 22:10:41 · 9 answers · asked by Remzy 4 in Polls & Surveys

That song was funky!

2007-05-21 22:08:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-21 22:06:48 · 8 answers · asked by #4 due May 2010 3 in Polls & Surveys

360 page so cool that i got a award for it


is it cause i am cool

2007-05-21 22:06:24 · 15 answers · asked by STEV0 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-21 22:05:50 · 26 answers · asked by sexy 4 in Polls & Surveys

Me too....!

2007-05-21 22:02:41 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys