A Chinese couple get married - - she is a virgin. Truth be told, he
is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked
under the sheets as her husband undresses, then he climbs in next to her and
tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yoo firss time and you berry fwighten.
I pwamis yoo, I gib yoo anyting you wan, I do anyting - juss
ask...Anyting yoo wan. Whatchoo wan?" he says, trying to sound
experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows as he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan try
someping I have hear about... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he queries...
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"Yoo wan... Chicken wiff Broccori '' ??
2007-05-21 22:43:21 · 25 answers · asked by barz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAhahahaha Thats just hilarious....I actually think I might wet my pants...thanks alot for that!!
2007-05-21 23:01:12 · answer #1 · answered by jade t 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Velly funny. Everlybody crapping!
2007-05-21 22:47:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Nice one. Put me off having a chinese for dinner tonight though!!
2007-05-21 22:48:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Bit predictable!
2007-05-21 23:07:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha !
2007-05-21 22:54:28 · answer #5 · answered by Mary D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAOOO im chinese and i like this joke
2007-05-22 00:29:38 · answer #6 · answered by LizAsAweS)mE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! Wrong, but hilarious!
2007-05-21 23:05:35 · answer #7 · answered by god_chic 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ahh No
2007-05-21 22:48:01 · answer #8 · answered by beareyouseae 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh honey ma rav,how cn yu sink about bronkori and sicken on our moon nite?isi you i want ma rav
2007-05-21 22:52:13 · answer #9 · answered by Royal 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that is one of the best jokes i ave eve erd
2007-05-21 23:01:46 · answer #10 · answered by addicted to this 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋