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Three mice are sitting at a bar bulls******g about which one is the toughest, most hardcore, macho mouse.

The first mouse does a shot, slams the glass on the bar and says, "I set off mouse traps just for fun. I grab the cheese and when the bar comes down, I benchpress 50 or 60 reps before I take my loot home." He slams another shot.

The second mouse downs a shot and says, "That's nothing, bro. I eat those rodent-poison tablets like candy. I can chow a whole box of Decon without even farting." He slams another shot.

The third mouse downs a shot and walks away from the bar. "Where ya going, ya wimp?" the other mice chortle.

The third mouse shrugs. "I'm going home to f * * k the cat."

2007-05-16 01:25:23 · 5 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Or, am I expected to live a few years?

On Earth, I mean, in this life before heaven...

2007-05-16 01:25:07 · 9 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

Well... some people might have the nickname Maddie. But i dont think its their real name (well, obviously), it's just a nickname. Now my question is what name could stand for the nickname "Maddie" ? Can you give me a list of names you can think of. Thanks in advance <33...

2007-05-16 01:24:26 · 12 answers · asked by whatsername 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 01:21:49 · 2 answers · asked by dastgeer99 1 in Movies

your evening meal - is it your tea? dinner? supper?
and what about your lunch - is it lunch or dinner?

2007-05-16 01:21:47 · 52 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

...but when I asked a hot chick to "shake her junk", she got mad at me. What did I do wrong?

2007-05-16 01:21:39 · 3 answers · asked by Bill W 【ツ】 6 in Other - Television

mine is a hypogriff called buckbeak

2007-05-16 01:21:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a) How did you come to know about Islam?
In other words, what are your sources of information on Islam?
[for examples: media, mouth of people, Muslim friends etc.]

b) What are your reasons for being resentful towards Islam?

c) Did September the 11th, 2001, make any impact on your impressions towards Islam?
In other words, what was your understanding of AND curiosity towards Islam *before* and *after* the September 11th, 2001?
Did it change a great deal? In what ways?

d) Did you ever read a Quran? Which translation and edition?

Thank you for your time!

2007-05-16 01:21:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anna 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 01:20:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

make sure that when you are drunk you don't do anything embarrassing?

2007-05-16 01:20:28 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 01:19:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That used to happen to me quite a bit whenever I drove through downtown Atlanta, back in the 90s.....

2007-05-16 01:15:27 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 01:15:23 · 43 answers · asked by Sydney Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

If someone does everything primarily left-handed, are they likely to play the guitar left-handed, too. I figure it would be difficult (an expensive) to buy a left-handed guitar and to not be able to learn as effectively.

Point is, are lefties likely to play left-handed, or do they mostly do right-handed?

2007-05-16 01:15:16 · 10 answers · asked by igotdvs2 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 01:12:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Some irish men got of a boat at liverpool and saw a sign saying bends for half a mile so they all bent over for half a mile?

2007-05-16 01:11:54 · 5 answers · asked by philip k 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-16 01:11:39 · 20 answers · asked by Mrs Crystal Lord 3 in Polls & Surveys

I do.

Up my nose (for the past 34 years - I'm 41 now)

And on my leg (for the past 20 years) - It's my Blotch, no idea how I got it but its like huge blister on the front of my leg that just appeared and never went away - doctors have no idea why its there. I certainly would remember a burning or scalding incident that left a blister six inches by three inches.

Anyway, if it gets a bad knock it bursts and then its just irresistable.

I have a dressing on (Inadine and mepore) so that I can't get at it mainly. heeheeheeheeheeheehee.

2007-05-16 01:09:40 · 9 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 01:09:35 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I'd have a big weight lifted off my shoulders.
Who?

2007-05-16 01:09:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 01:09:16 · 75 answers · asked by Silkie1 4 in Polls & Surveys

hehe

2007-05-16 01:07:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Akshara

its my friend's name.........no one can pronounce it and she's very creeped out with it.........what do u think of her name?

2007-05-16 01:06:57 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 01:06:41 · 17 answers · asked by jennifer 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-16 01:06:25 · 34 answers · asked by cc 6 in Polls & Surveys

marbles, is there any way of getting them back ???

2007-05-16 01:03:23 · 45 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

10

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2007-05-16 01:01:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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