Three mice are sitting at a bar bulls******g about which one is the toughest, most hardcore, macho mouse.
The first mouse does a shot, slams the glass on the bar and says, "I set off mouse traps just for fun. I grab the cheese and when the bar comes down, I benchpress 50 or 60 reps before I take my loot home." He slams another shot.
The second mouse downs a shot and says, "That's nothing, bro. I eat those rodent-poison tablets like candy. I can chow a whole box of Decon without even farting." He slams another shot.
The third mouse downs a shot and walks away from the bar. "Where ya going, ya wimp?" the other mice chortle.
The third mouse shrugs. "I'm going home to f * * k the cat."
2007-05-16 01:25:23 · 5 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah that is funny! Now I know why my cat won`t mouse!!!! LOL!!!!
2007-05-16 01:30:26 · answer #1 · answered by MISTY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny 10/10
2007-05-16 08:29:48 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now dat was funny. poor cat. here is a star.
2007-05-16 09:05:55 · answer #3 · answered by Snowy86 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny. :)
2007-05-16 08:31:46 · answer #4 · answered by Nay Nay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha.
like it!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-16 14:46:24 · answer #5 · answered by toolbox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋