Entertainment & Music - 8 April 2007

2007-04-08 12:14:14 · 17 answers · asked by TinajaLove 2 in Polls & Surveys

don't just say anything. cause that is prolly not true. think extreme. stuff like would you stand on a train track when a train was coming down and try to jump out at the last miute for a million dollars? or would u jump into deathly turbulent waters? or would you become a prostatute? or would you risk getting biting by a poisonous snake?

this would be interesting to see the results. cause a lot of people always say i wouldn't do that for a million dollars, but i bet they would. so have fun answering.

2007-04-08 12:14:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

all these leftover hard-boiled eggs?

2007-04-08 12:13:49 · 7 answers · asked by JenJen 6 in Polls & Surveys

So where you from, I'm representing down here in the dirty south, Louisiana, and I wanna know where you representing from. Just ya state not ya address, And If you aint from the US then tell us what country and everything you from too.

2007-04-08 12:13:29 · 15 answers · asked by sensualvirgo 1 in Polls & Surveys

A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?" The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?" And the owner says, "I told you I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again. He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?" The owner says, "I'm not going to tell you again, I don't sell to potheads!!!" The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell I'm a pothead?" The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."

2007-04-08 12:12:36 · 30 answers · asked by . 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I think democracy is a American made delusion. These people have survived without since time before Christ.

2007-04-08 12:12:33 · 9 answers · asked by Random Violence 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 12:11:49 · 29 answers · asked by ηєvєrmorє 6 in Polls & Surveys

Murphy approached Mulligan's bar. On the step outside he was accosted by a nun, Sister Marie, who said:

'Surely a fine man like yourself is not going into this den of iniquity? Surely you're not going to waste your hard-earned cash on the devil's brew. Why don't you go home and feed and clothe your wife and children?'

'Hang on, Sisters,' spluttered Murphy. 'How can you condemn alcohol out of hand? Surely it's wrong to form such a rash judgement when you've never tasted the stuff?'

'Very well,' said Sister Marie. Till taste it just to prove my point. Obviously I can't go into the pub, so why don't you bring me some gin. Oh, and just to camouflage my intent, maybe you should bring it in a cup not a glass!'

'OK,' said Murphy and into the bar he breezed.

'I'll have a large gin,' he said to the barman. 'And can you put it in a cup?'

'My God,' said the barman, 'that nun's not outside again is she?'

2007-04-08 12:11:38 · 11 answers · asked by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 in Jokes & Riddles

1 being "My family get togethers are heaven on earth !"
10 being "It's a wonder I haven't committed a violent crime at a family get together yet !"

2007-04-08 12:11:38 · 12 answers · asked by cstoa10 5 in Polls & Surveys

what word comes to your head when you think of them?

2007-04-08 12:11:07 · 21 answers · asked by (Beautiful Disaster) 3 in Polls & Surveys

Easter?

How many times was this asked already?

2007-04-08 12:10:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Bunch a Junk?

I gotta get rid of it:

I'm never going to part with that cr@p!

2007-04-08 12:09:55 · 14 answers · asked by kenmauiphoto 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 12:09:33 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 12:08:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 12:08:18 · 21 answers · asked by Shaz 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-08 12:07:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Father McGee walked into the church and spotted a man sitting cross-legged on the altar.

'My son,' said the holy man, 'what are you doing? Who are you?'

'I'm God,' said the stranger.

'Pardon?'

'I'm God,' he repeated. 'This is my house!'

Father McGee ran into the presbytery and, in total panic, rang the archbishop.

'Your reverence,' said he, 'I hate to trouble you, but there's a man sat on me altar who claims he's God. What'll he do?'

Take no chances,' said the archbishop. 'Get back in the church and look busy!'

2007-04-08 12:07:07 · 19 answers · asked by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 in Jokes & Riddles

a lot of my friends listen to nickelback and i was just wondering if their good enough for me to either borrow the CD or go out and buy it. i think i've heard them, but i'm not for sure. so i was wondering if their good?

2007-04-08 12:06:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

How would you keep me amused to prolong your pathetic mortal life?

2007-04-08 12:05:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I found this in a newspaper article.

It was fun being a baby boomer, until now. Some of the 60s artists are revising their hit songs with new lyrics that accomodate the baby boomers.
They include:

1. Hermans Hermits- Mrs Brown, you've got a lovely walker.
2. The Bee Gees- How can you mend a broken hip?
3. Roberta Flack- The first time ever I forgot your face.
4. Johnny Nash- I cant see clearly now.
5. Paul Simon- Fifty ways to lose your liver.
6. Marvin Gaye- Heard it through the Grape Nuts.
7. Procol Harem- A whiter shade of hair.
8. Leo Sayer- You make me Feel like Napping.
9. The Temptations- Papa's got a Kidney Stone.
10. Abba- Denture Queen.
11. Tony Orlando- Knock 3 times on the ceiling if you hear me Fall.
12. Helen Reddy- I am Woman, hear me Snore.

2007-04-08 12:05:50 · 11 answers · asked by Maninblack 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-08 12:04:25 · 8 answers · asked by Floyd 1 in Music

I love everything about him! He's so sweet! If you are out there Rooster R, What do you like most about yourself?

2007-04-08 12:02:17 · 10 answers · asked by Selleniah 3 in Polls & Surveys

they would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleanned the stable, made a caserole, brought practical gifts andthere would be peace on earth,,,

2007-04-08 11:59:09 · 33 answers · asked by bubblez 2 in Jokes & Riddles

laura is mine cause she is very strong head like me:)

2007-04-08 11:59:06 · 11 answers · asked by sweetypie123450 2 in Television

Mine our the Passion of the Christ and Hills have eyes, What's yours???

2007-04-08 11:58:42 · 62 answers · asked by Blackout 2 in Movies

The Pope is riding on an airplane doing a crossword puzzle and says to the guy next to him "I'm not sure about this one. What's a four letter word that means an aggravating older female relative and ends in UNT"? The guy says "Aunt"? The Pope says "Oh right. Do you have an eraser"?

2007-04-08 11:58:20 · 6 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Jokes & Riddles

cuz im not.
at all.

2007-04-08 11:58:11 · 16 answers · asked by annie 6 in Polls & Surveys

He just came over next to me and uhhhmm....passed wind in a BIG way and then left laughing. EW!

2007-04-08 11:57:28 · 33 answers · asked by JenJen 6 in Polls & Surveys

What do you think is better? i can't seem to decide which one i want to wear this summer!!!

2007-04-08 11:56:47 · 12 answers · asked by I Luv You 1 in Polls & Surveys

Famous actor, offered a percentage to star in a movie, asked for a set amount instead. Movie ended up being a serious blockbuster. Actor ended up getting only a small amount compared to what he would have gotten had he accepted a percentage. Cannot remember anyting about the movie.

2007-04-08 11:56:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies