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A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?" The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?" And the owner says, "I told you I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again. He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?" The owner says, "I'm not going to tell you again, I don't sell to potheads!!!" The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell I'm a pothead?" The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."

2007-04-08 12:12:36 · 30 answers · asked by . 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

30 answers

HAHAHAHAHAH so true and real LOL

2007-04-08 13:55:48 · answer #1 · answered by Animal 5 · 2 1

Very good joke. The stoner was just a little smarter than the genius. Goes to show you, you can't tell a book by it's cover.

2016-04-01 04:09:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

lol you can do the same thing with a blonde joke: a blonde who dyes her hair. But good 10/10!

2007-04-08 17:16:35 · answer #3 · answered by ღ♥ღ latoya 4 · 0 0

I love it a star for you good job you really hit the spot this one way to go you really rock this joke and good job once again.

2007-04-08 12:27:13 · answer #4 · answered by keionta k 1 · 0 0

thats the same blonde joke a couple hours ago but revised
i like it

2007-04-08 12:30:37 · answer #5 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 2 0

Definately a blonde joke :)

2007-04-08 12:19:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!

2007-04-08 12:21:02 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Ha, Ha! LOL! That's a good one! I've never heard it before.

2007-04-08 12:18:12 · answer #8 · answered by runningviolin 5 · 0 0

Priceless!! Star for You!

2007-04-08 12:18:08 · answer #9 · answered by Invisible Pink RN 7 · 0 0

I like that one

2007-04-08 13:11:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good one.

Your avatar doth ROCK.

2007-04-08 12:16:11 · answer #11 · answered by clever nickname 6 · 0 0

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