they would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleanned the stable, made a caserole, brought practical gifts andthere would be peace on earth,,,
2007-04-08 11:59:09 · 33 answers · asked by bubblez 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Outstanding.
2007-04-08 12:04:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
They would have brought flowers, a card & a cute cuddly toy, not the gold, frankincense & Myrrh, Bitched about the state of the place behind Mary's back, argued about who had the map,wondered why they dident go to mama's & papa's for the crib, told Mary, Joseph was a lazy Basta*d for not working hard enough to be able to afford a horse & cart, got out pictures of their own kids just to see how Jesus compared, go to King Herod & bit*h about Mary & joseph, the state of the stable, then give Mary & Joseph the wrong directions of how to get out of the country.
Need i go on................................
2007-04-08 12:28:30 · answer #2 · answered by endac 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!! I know what would happen if it was 3 wise women instead of men! The world would be a MUCH better place!
2007-04-08 13:00:46 · answer #3 · answered by Helena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems you've fallen for the popular myth. At NO POINT in the Bible does it ever mention THREE wise men!
Good joke though :)
2007-04-08 12:12:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
True but the bible would have turned them all into either the three witches or the three whores of Babylon just like they did with Mary Magdalene! (sorry!)
2007-04-09 22:53:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yups
Love it anymore
2007-04-08 12:13:02 · answer #6 · answered by ellegrl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How exactly would the the three wise women have got on the camels.?
2007-04-08 12:24:14 · answer #7 · answered by 1875mick 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Or they would've been beheaded at the time! For trying to do a mans job. (keep in mind i'm not sexist.)
2007-04-08 12:03:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ken M (whose name is now blank because he is scared of being beaten to death by women annoyed at his idiotic comment): I doubt you have enough experience of women to give any sort of answer.
xxPsycho... are you seriously saying that the world idn't ALREADY in that state thanks to morons running it? Wake up boy.
2007-04-08 12:10:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
they would of said its gonna take some time for her to get all that weight off. and he doesn't look much like Joseph does he!!!
2007-04-09 00:37:11 · answer #10 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋