Father McGee walked into the church and spotted a man sitting cross-legged on the altar.
'My son,' said the holy man, 'what are you doing? Who are you?'
'I'm God,' said the stranger.
'Pardon?'
'I'm God,' he repeated. 'This is my house!'
Father McGee ran into the presbytery and, in total panic, rang the archbishop.
'Your reverence,' said he, 'I hate to trouble you, but there's a man sat on me altar who claims he's God. What'll he do?'
Take no chances,' said the archbishop. 'Get back in the church and look busy!'
2007-04-08 12:07:07 · 19 answers · asked by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-04-08 21:23:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny and a very Happy Easter to you...btw, I'm still wiping tears from my eyes from the bean joke
2016-05-20 02:46:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is i will give you a 10 and good job you really hit the spot with this one i just can not stop laughing at your joke i will absolutely award you with a star and Happy Easter to you to.
2007-04-08 12:15:06 · answer #3 · answered by keionta k 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one 10/10.
2007-04-08 12:20:39 · answer #4 · answered by Ms. Thang 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one girl your on a roll 9/10
2007-04-08 15:24:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-04-08 12:17:38 · answer #6 · answered by tangerine -.- 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very silly! 8/10.
2007-04-08 12:16:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was pretty good, because of the archbishop not the stranger
2007-04-08 12:26:34 · answer #8 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-08 12:11:54 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one, made me laugh.10/10
2007-04-08 22:07:08 · answer #10 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋