He just came over next to me and uhhhmm....passed wind in a BIG way and then left laughing. EW!
2007-04-08 11:57:28 · 33 answers · asked by JenJen 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Wait until nighttime, and pass your silent but deadly one.
2007-04-08 12:06:38 · answer #1 · answered by Guess Who 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gas attack eh? Well being a lady I dont suppose that you would consider eating 6 hardboiled eggs and drinking a couple beers...bad things come to those who wait.
before you go to bed tonight eat a large quanity of garlic.
Put lunch meat in his shoes after he falls asleep, way up in the toes, tommorw will br fun.
Dont shave your lega for a couple months.
wait itll he gets in the shower, run downstairs or wherever and shut off the hot water supply.
Rent the sound of music.
Make his favorite dessert, replace sugar with salt.
exlax in his food.
leave your sanitary pads face up on the top of the garbage.
that should get ya started.
2007-04-08 12:05:11 · answer #2 · answered by Papa Joe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remove the ammunition... throw a lock on the fridge and hide all his favorite snacks for a day or two ..
will never ever happen again .. and you might even get an apology :)
2007-04-08 12:00:44 · answer #3 · answered by lost_but_not_hopeless 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After he falls asleep tonight, melt some chocolate and smear his side of the bed with it. Then get the camera ready for morning!
2007-04-08 12:05:54 · answer #4 · answered by TWT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say put him in the dog house with the dog that pass wind lol:)
2007-04-08 12:01:04 · answer #5 · answered by sweetypie123450 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just laugh and then he wont bother doing it again if he doesn't get a reaction. He will enjoy it if you react.
2007-04-08 12:02:05 · answer #6 · answered by pyramid 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sex for the next 12 hours!!!if that's a punishment
2007-04-08 12:00:16 · answer #7 · answered by Just george 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Next time his friends are over...Find a way to casually mention how "cute," his penis is...
2007-04-08 12:02:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the story, in front of him, to someone you know he will be embarrassed to hear it ... like his boss wife, maybe, or the minister at church ...
2007-04-08 12:01:24 · answer #9 · answered by lollipop 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no punishment at all!
thats what guys do just to be funny
just laugh it off :)
2007-04-08 12:00:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋