One more! Funny?

Question

Murphy approached Mulligan's bar. On the step outside he was accosted by a nun, Sister Marie, who said:

'Surely a fine man like yourself is not going into this den of iniquity? Surely you're not going to waste your hard-earned cash on the devil's brew. Why don't you go home and feed and clothe your wife and children?'

'Hang on, Sisters,' spluttered Murphy. 'How can you condemn alcohol out of hand? Surely it's wrong to form such a rash judgement when you've never tasted the stuff?'

'Very well,' said Sister Marie. Till taste it just to prove my point. Obviously I can't go into the pub, so why don't you bring me some gin. Oh, and just to camouflage my intent, maybe you should bring it in a cup not a glass!'

'OK,' said Murphy and into the bar he breezed.

'I'll have a large gin,' he said to the barman. 'And can you put it in a cup?'

'My God,' said the barman, 'that nun's not outside again is she?'

Answer 1

That one is absolutely laugh out loud funny:)

Answer 2

King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years
of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of
the Euphrates , the most valuable diamond in the ancient world.
Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan.
Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it." "But I paid a
million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you know who I
am? I am the king!" Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star,
makes no difference who you are."

Answer 3

I was taught by nuns but never realised their crankiness might be down to hangovers.

Answer 4

Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!

Answer 5

Yeah that one's funny....thanks for the giggles.

Answer 6

The drunk nun ha?
Very good one!!!
Go on girl!!!!!!!
:D

Answer 7

thats terrible, but sooo funny

Answer 8

nice one girl lol

Answer 9

hahaha goo one

Answer 10

aight