Entertainment & Music - 28 March 2007

you didn't know about before?

2007-03-28 02:54:11 · 12 answers · asked by Gnome 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 02:53:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 02:52:28 · 35 answers · asked by cma80 5 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone watch that and say, "hey lets go to the mall. I want to buy some shirts made with cotton."?

And what about milk commercials? How could that increase sales? I buy milk when I need it. A commercial doesn't make me want milk even more.

2007-03-28 02:50:41 · 6 answers · asked by Joe M 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 02:50:36 · 6 answers · asked by ANTIONETTE D 1 in Movies

2007-03-28 02:50:29 · 29 answers · asked by Reserved 6 in Polls & Surveys

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?"

The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times.

"One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream."

So I picked up the frog and it said, "Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes."

So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.

She said, "You now have 3 wishes."

I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger."

She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!

She then asked, "What will be your second wish?"

I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream." She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. "We then made love for hours!"

Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?"

I looked at her and replied, "How about a little head?"

2007-03-28 02:50:25 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Im writing a case study on washing machines. Do you know what the price range for a washing machine would be in the UK form the cheapest to most expensive? If you found an answer on the internet can you gimme a link?

2007-03-28 02:50:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just wanted to know what I would be considered. I just like to answer questions. Yay! Well, that was kinda lame. By the way, I'm not a snitch. I've been using Y!A for almost a year now. Thanks!

2007-03-28 02:50:04 · 14 answers · asked by ♥ Tori ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

[Hi again, I'm making a survey, so please take a sec of your time and answer this simple question. Thanks.]


What is your favourite and less favourite colour and WHY?

2007-03-28 02:49:52 · 30 answers · asked by just_D 2 in Polls & Surveys

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?

2007-03-28 02:49:27 · 8 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Jokes & Riddles

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006, WHEN...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of four.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work and still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home and accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12 You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

14. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have for the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no number 9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a number 9 on this list.

2007-03-28 02:48:58 · 21 answers · asked by hellohello 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-28 02:48:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm making a survey, so please take a sec of your time and answer this simple question. Thanks.

If the colour RED were not used in the red "stop" sign. What other colour would you use it and WHY?
Choices: blue, yellow, green, orange, pink, purple, black, white, gray, brown.

Thanks all

2007-03-28 02:48:31 · 23 answers · asked by just_D 2 in Polls & Surveys

into a question by the head line or hate it when it leaves you disappointed with the actually question?

2007-03-28 02:48:30 · 23 answers · asked by sabbycat76 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He says,"What are you doing?"

She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!"

Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies...
"I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!"

2007-03-28 02:47:49 · 15 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-28 02:47:37 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has
been one month since my last confession.

I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month."

The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three 'Hail
Mary's'."

Soon, another man enters the confessional.

"Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex
with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."

This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?"

"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.

"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'."

The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon
when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall
upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the
Altar.

Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green
shoes.

The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs
lightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.

The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks, "Is that Fannie
Green?"

The altar boy replies,

"No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes".

2007-03-28 02:47:30 · 19 answers · asked by hellohello 2 in Jokes & Riddles

If you could bring a new law into effect what kind of law would it be...?

2007-03-28 02:46:47 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a great night?

2007-03-28 02:46:43 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 02:46:31 · 10 answers · asked by LORI H 1 in Celebrities

A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years.
One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.
Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.
Man: "Thank you so much!"
Girl: "So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
Man: "Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"
Girl (starting to unzip the front of her wet suit): "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"
Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there, too...!"

2007-03-28 02:46:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-28 02:46:19 · 15 answers · asked by BeHH 1 in Polls & Surveys

???
Help!

2007-03-28 02:45:57 · 3 answers · asked by ●εϊз●Fedex●εϊз● 1 in Music

2007-03-28 02:45:35 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How can i Be Confident!!!!!?
I mean while working If someone comes to me and i cant help the person or if someone insults me i become unconfident...my face turns red n i get a very bad feeling how can i change myself??

2007-03-28 02:45:17 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 02:45:12 · 2 answers · asked by econazine 1 in Music

Good morning to all my Yahoo! friends! Have a great day guys!

2007-03-28 02:44:43 · 6 answers · asked by lovelee1 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 02:44:26 · 6 answers · asked by John S 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 02:44:16 · 36 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys