A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
2007-03-28 02:49:27 · 8 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove-box, and that there was a body in the trunk?
Driver: Yeah, and I'll bet the big liar told you I was speeding too!
2007-03-28 02:49:44 · update #1
omg- I don't know what's funnier, the joke or the people who seem to think it's real... LOL
2007-03-28 02:56:38 · answer #1 · answered by Mark B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, captain has proof that driver had license, registration, glove box without gun, trunk without body. But where's the proof for not speeding? Above things cannot point to 'no speed'. It may conclude 'officer lied' but cannot conclude 'no speed'.
I dont mean to spoil your joke. I still like it. It got me into serious thinking. Good one!
2007-03-28 10:14:30 · answer #2 · answered by Mau 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny not true though because if you said that to any cop around here they would have your *** on the ground and handcuffed before you even got to the part about the car being stolen.. :)
2007-03-28 10:02:56 · answer #3 · answered by sidaca02 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao ive heard it before but with a little old lady.
if you keep a dead bee in your car (make sure its preserved) and you get pulled over for speeding or driving erraticly (sp) you can just say that you are deathly afraid of bees and you were trying to fend it off.
2007-03-28 10:19:32 · answer #4 · answered by shattered heart 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i want to try this now!! haha i wonder if the guy actually got out of a speeding ticket?
2007-03-28 09:54:47 · answer #5 · answered by ice hcky rulz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! 7/10!
2007-03-28 10:27:26 · answer #6 · answered by janember819 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. But won't work on cops
2007-03-28 09:53:29 · answer #7 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that's funny!
2007-03-28 10:42:59 · answer #8 · answered by ♥doodlebug♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋