A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years.
One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.
Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.
Man: "Thank you so much!"
Girl: "So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
Man: "Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"
Girl (starting to unzip the front of her wet suit): "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"
Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there, too...!"
2007-03-28 02:46:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
loving the joke so where you get them from
2007-03-28 03:10:29 · answer #1 · answered by firefox 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10
2007-03-28 04:15:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny. lol.
but why was he stranded in the desert for 10 years, if there was a shore, that you are able to swim up to? i think he has been drinking a lot more than you let on. lol
2007-03-28 02:51:08 · answer #3 · answered by smcopeland16 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! 7/10
2007-03-28 04:03:34 · answer #4 · answered by janember819 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an old Ronnie Corbett joke from 1981.
2007-03-28 05:50:59 · answer #5 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mugged you caught me there brilliant 10/10
2007-03-28 04:22:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes good one (forgoten after 10 years what its all about ?)
2007-03-28 03:03:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!!
2007-03-28 02:57:33 · answer #8 · answered by stoutunicorn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha lol
2007-03-28 03:18:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, very good
2007-03-28 03:08:39 · answer #10 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋