A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has
been one month since my last confession.
I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three 'Hail
Mary's'."
Soon, another man enters the confessional.
"Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex
with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon
when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall
upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the
Altar.
Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green
shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs
lightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks, "Is that Fannie
Green?"
The altar boy replies,
"No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes".
2007-03-28 02:47:30 · 19 answers · asked by hellohello 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes nice one ha ha ha
2007-03-28 02:51:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA i wasnt expecting that answer! lol this was a funny joke. the best jokes are the ones that you cant predict and this was definitly one of the best
2007-03-28 09:52:03 · answer #2 · answered by ice hcky rulz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg I nearly fell off my chair, thank you so much that was hilarious, keep em coming hun.
2007-03-28 11:34:29 · answer #3 · answered by Loxie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one got a good belly laugh 10/10
2007-03-28 16:58:43 · answer #4 · answered by speedy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha that's a good one
2007-03-28 10:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a predictable punchline but funny never the less.
2007-03-28 12:48:39 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, good one! 6/10
2007-03-28 11:03:30 · answer #7 · answered by janember819 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was posted last week ffs !
2007-03-28 13:52:42 · answer #8 · answered by Joe Ninety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very, very good. I liked that one!
2007-03-28 11:04:06 · answer #9 · answered by stargirl_laura 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..brilliant..txs 4 sharing
2007-03-28 09:51:55 · answer #10 · answered by Mercia L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋