A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He says,"What are you doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!"
Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going, he replies...
"I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!"
2007-03-28 02:47:49 · 15 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey now, you can't say stuff like this while i'm at work my co-workers will think i'm crazy for laughing this hard.
2007-03-28 02:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by Sire_D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha i started laughing from: She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!"
8/10
2007-03-28 09:53:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Prostitutes get paid to stop bitching in Vegas??? I'm there! kidding- good one
2007-03-28 10:06:15 · answer #3 · answered by Mark B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! 6/10
2007-03-28 10:35:53 · answer #4 · answered by janember819 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one! i havent heard a good joke in awhile but that was good lol
2007-03-28 09:50:28 · answer #5 · answered by ice hcky rulz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats cute!I hope thats not a problem for you just twice a year would be devastating for any relationship
2007-03-28 09:51:51 · answer #6 · answered by luv2hate 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's still a great joke. Thank you
2007-03-28 09:54:49 · answer #7 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO great joke
2007-03-28 09:50:01 · answer #8 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
VERY funny!! ROFL 10!!!
2007-03-28 09:51:07 · answer #9 · answered by Betsy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny one! I needed it!
2007-03-28 09:52:58 · answer #10 · answered by curious789 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋