Entertainment & Music - 28 March 2007

...that the Polls & Surveys regulars aren't here anymore? There are some but a lot aren't here anymore.

2007-03-28 00:16:29 · 6 answers · asked by Big Ben 7 in Polls & Surveys

Mine will always be "Gone With The Wind"

2007-03-28 00:15:09 · 10 answers · asked by poopski 3 in Movies

2007-03-28 00:14:59 · 6 answers · asked by jgalba71 2 in Horoscopes

Remember the Jetsons with all their space age technology? I always wanted one of those automatic laundry do'er thingys. What space age device would make your life easier? And does any one know where I can get an automatic laundry do'er? i need one rather badly.

2007-03-28 00:14:57 · 8 answers · asked by Stormy 3 in Comics & Animation

Following can help define us:

1- influenced by pearl jam
2- No boy gal thing
3- Subjects r more towards wat is around us
4- We look at the brighter side of the picture

We r from Pakistan
:)

2007-03-28 00:13:51 · 8 answers · asked by Atti 1 in Music

Okay, enough is enough. Who the hell is voting for Sanjaya? I know people don't like the show, that's fine-don't watch it, but do the people voting for him realize that if he wins, he will get a big record deal. He won't go away after he wins.
Gwen Stefani seemed almost as speechless as Simon was about him last night.
Is anyone as sick of this freakish little boy as I am?

2007-03-28 00:13:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

this was popular in yhe70,s .done by group of 4 guys

2007-03-28 00:13:16 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Music

in movies like nutty professor, norbert and that movie with lindsay lohan (where she played both twins), how do they do it so that both characters are there at the same time? when its played by one person, and its def not stunt double!!

2007-03-28 00:12:35 · 6 answers · asked by Spy W 1 in Movies

2007-03-28 00:12:21 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

nice and beautiful???

2007-03-28 00:12:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 00:12:15 · 2 answers · asked by Nurse Tiffy 2 in Music

Mine will always be "Gone With The Wind"

2007-03-28 00:12:10 · 5 answers · asked by poopski 3 in Movies

I'm tired of the sluttyLara Croft types.

I want to see more of the Samurai Showdown's Nakoruru types.

Do you know any Virginal ladies in videogame world?

(Women please not little girls)

2007-03-28 00:11:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

The new minister was briefed about about the Parish, but the old retiring Minister forgot to tell him one important fact. Whenever a member told him they had fallen into the pond at the back of the church it was their way of confessing that they had committed adultery.

After the first month, the young minister was appaled by the number of his members who had fallen into the pond and feared someone would eventually drown. He wondered why he had not thought about it after the first week. He would fence the pond.

When he communicated his idea to the leaders of the church, he was somehow taken aback by the snickers coming from the elders; but he was especially angry at the Senior Deacon who could not contain himself, as he rolled in the aisle laughing.

"Brother Thomas," he chided, "I think of everybody present, you should take the matter most seriously, since your wife has fallen into the pond at least five times this month."

2007-03-28 00:11:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anthony F 6 in Jokes & Riddles

360 page?

2007-03-28 00:11:00 · 23 answers · asked by Steve W 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 00:10:53 · 25 answers · asked by run_run_rabbit 2 in Polls & Surveys

I WANNA SEE THE SUNSHINE AFTER THE RAIN, I WANNA SEE BLUEBIRDS FLYING OVER THE MOUNTAINS AGAIN

2007-03-28 00:10:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

It's like annoying? Is it releasing female aggression in a passive kind of way?

2007-03-28 00:09:09 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i like rock music,so none of that 'ibiza club anthems' rubbish

2007-03-28 00:09:09 · 21 answers · asked by QPRfan 6 in Music

2007-03-28 00:09:00 · 18 answers · asked by Praxis 5 in Polls & Surveys

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now
published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place. It's worth reading to the end!
Those of you who have worked with attorneys will find this very easy to
understand. Others will find it easier.

ATTORNEY: Are you s€xually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
_______________________________

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________ !

ATTORNEY: & nbsp; This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at
all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
______________ ________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh....
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead
people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be or4l, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Or4l.
______________________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy on him!
____________________________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
____________________________________________

And the best for last

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law.

2007-03-28 00:08:38 · 16 answers · asked by Just passing the time! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i am raged and im here listening to 'limp bizkit' 'break stuff'

what music helps you and makes you feel better when you are pi*sed off and feel like hitting someone but obviously you know you cant hit someone or you will be arrested

2007-03-28 00:08:37 · 17 answers · asked by sex machine 4 in Music

2007-03-28 00:08:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 00:07:55 · 26 answers · asked by boybellend 3 in Polls & Surveys

The caffeinated doughnut: Currently being marketed under the trademarked name Buzz Donuts.

2007-03-28 00:07:51 · 4 answers · asked by PartyTime 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 00:06:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-28 00:06:31 · 17 answers · asked by SAM 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-28 00:06:23 · 17 answers · asked by biscuitfudge 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 00:06:17 · 22 answers · asked by pervertidamente 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 00:05:49 · 6 answers · asked by natalia 1 in Television