2007-03-28 00:07:55 · 26 answers · asked by boybellend 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
while trying to get a drunk customer out the pub he called me a "galloping spunk bucket"
2007-03-28 00:15:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
An ex boyfriend of mne had a very small penis, and being 18 I figured any penis joke would rightly make him feel like crap, so one night I ran into him at a party and everything was fine until after a few drinks he started to telling eveyone who would listen about our relationship and how I was just a witch. Finally I had enough and when he was center of atention, I walked up t him calmy, and asked him loud enough for everyone to hear, " Did you ever buy that penis pump, like your mom suggested?" " Because I'm pretty sure its the only way your d&ck is going to get any bigger, and personally you need all the help you can get." Then I walked away..the funniest thing was I was completely serious as I said it..To this day 10 years later his friends whom I still see, say he has c*ck anxiety...LMAO.
2007-03-28 07:19:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I went to the cinema to watch the Nutty Professor there was a comedian (Chris Rock?) that spent the whole time insulting people:
"Well you are so fat that you have to put a belt on with a boomerang!"
"She was so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on the b**ch."
Also, I rememer as insult directed at Ronaldiniho (Barcelona / Brazil Footballer) saying that he could eat an apple through a tennis raquet with those teeth!
2007-03-28 07:15:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
The funniest one i ever got was some drunk bloke i one of the pubs i worked in, It wasn't the insult that was funny it was the actions that went with it.
He came out with the beauty "Your fanny's like a bucket" but as he was saying it he had a phone in one hand a bag of chips with the other and was flapping his legs in and out whilst knocking his knees together (like that old dance where you crossed your hands over on your knees)
It was possibly the funniest insult I've ever seen anywhere.
Another good one was my bf's mum said to a group of boys one day
"you talkin to me or chewin a brick? coz either way your gonna lose your teeth"
I'd never heard that before i thought it was class lmao
2007-03-28 07:16:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The insults themselves weren't quite as funny. But i'm indian....and these two rednecks in a car next to me....talking loudly, but not too me...kept dropping the N bomb...and any black racist thing you can think of and what not. Then i looked over and the guy looks at me and was like oh ****....nevermind hes one of those other kind.
THen ran a red light and got pulled over.
I mean hell, if you're gonna be racist towards me...get the right race.
2007-03-28 07:19:24 · answer #5 · answered by My name is not bruce 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I used to know these two sisters. In India, there is a common insult which translates to sisterfucker. They used to diss each other with this insult all the time!!!
2007-03-28 07:10:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
A gay waiter to a loud mouthed yob of a chef He goes 'Dean, if your d!ck was as big as your mouth you would be worth a fortune' Then he camped off. I nearly peed myself!
2007-03-28 07:17:15 · answer #7 · answered by Janbull 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy was slobbering all over me at a night club - I told him to not touch what he couldn't afford - his response: Do you have change for 2 cents? It was funny, but I felt embarrassed!
2007-03-28 07:13:26 · answer #8 · answered by Bite Me 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
First time that I ever had enough guts to ask a guy to go out and he said no, I wasn't big enough! He was into to Big women. â¥
2007-03-28 07:17:15 · answer #9 · answered by *queenfairy1*Antioch California 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a Wash
2007-03-28 07:28:17 · answer #10 · answered by sup. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
People know better than to insult me...
2007-03-28 08:02:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋