Entertainment & Music - 28 March 2007

2007-03-28 00:39:34 · 13 answers · asked by onalethata mothusi m 1 in Music

My family has just immigrated to Hong Kong. and i, being an avid reader of teen mags, am having trouble finding them here. i've looked in many convenience stores like Circle K and Seven Eleven, and also in some of the newstands but I still can't find them. Please help.

2007-03-28 00:39:19 · 4 answers · asked by elizzz 1 in Magazines

2007-03-28 00:38:54 · 3 answers · asked by Uncle Joe 2 in Celebrities

get GEORGE THE PINK HIPPO suspended? what is wrong with this place!? Its not like she went around here cussing anyone out or flashing naughty pics,WTF????
this place sucks...

2007-03-28 00:38:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

2. Phone answering machine message - "...if you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key."

3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, No, the steaks are too high."

6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".

8. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a muscle.

9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

12. "Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."

13. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy"

14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start."

15. Two elephants walk off a cliff... boom, boom!

16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."

18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my Dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think it's Colin.

19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"

20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

21. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore."

23. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night

24. Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people were given pointed sticks.

2007-03-28 00:37:04 · 22 answers · asked by Just passing the time! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

for some stupid reason George got suspended .... I'm taking P&S back

2007-03-28 00:35:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do it anyways?

2007-03-28 00:35:36 · 19 answers · asked by . 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 00:35:00 · 13 answers · asked by imran a 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-28 00:34:56 · 2 answers · asked by answer? 2 in Television

The Grand Prize is still pristeen and ripe for the taking.

2007-03-28 00:34:53 · 7 answers · asked by The Druidess 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 00:33:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-28 00:32:55 · 22 answers · asked by mabz_angel 1 in Celebrities

this cartoon shows on the channel animax

2007-03-28 00:32:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

will skins be shown on channel 4 or just on E4?
if it is when will it be shown?

2007-03-28 00:32:32 · 7 answers · asked by alan m 1 in Television

I dreamt my dad had cancer this morning, it was horrible

2007-03-28 00:32:28 · 20 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Polls & Surveys

Its a japanese Betta, that kind that is always fighting

2007-03-28 00:32:12 · 53 answers · asked by pervertidamente 2 in Polls & Surveys

I love Sofia Coppola works, and I'm just curious if anybody has seen Marie Antoinette. What do you think about the movie?

2007-03-28 00:31:58 · 5 answers · asked by Shakti 3 in Movies

2007-03-28 00:31:55 · 14 answers · asked by . 5 in Polls & Surveys

with a guy falling over and screeching

2007-03-28 00:31:27 · 4 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Polls & Surveys

>>>
>>>
>>>WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
>>>
>>>HE : Can I buy you a drink?
>>>SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
>>>
>>>HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
>>>SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
>>>
>>>HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
>>>SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
>>>
>>>HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
>>>SHE : I must've been given your share.
>>>
>>>HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
>>>SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
>>>
>>>HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
>>>SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
>>>
>>>HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
>>>SHE : Okay, get out.
>>>
>>>HE : I think I could make you very happy.
>>>SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
>>>
>>>HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
>>>SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
>>>
>>>HE : Can I have your name?
>>>SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
>>>
>>>HE : Shall we go see a movie?
>>>SHE : I've already seen it.
>>>
>>>HE : Where have you been all my life?
>>>SHE : Hiding from you.
>>>
>>>HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
>>>SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
>>>
>>>HE : Is this seat empty?
>>>SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>>>
>>>HE : So, what do you do for a living?
>>>SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
>>>
>>>HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
>>>SHE : Do not enter.
>>>
>>>HE : Your body is like a temple.
>>>SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
>>>
>>>HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
>>>SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

2007-03-28 00:31:15 · 12 answers · asked by Just passing the time! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Who will come in with a bulldozer and throw away all my junk? I am too attached to junk, but need some extra room in my closet hopefully for someone specials things.

2007-03-28 00:30:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-28 00:30:22 · 11 answers · asked by . 5 in Polls & Surveys

I didn't get to watch it.
I heard something about him saying I guess what we say don't matter no more.
what did he say?
I ABSOLUTELY HATE SANJAYA!

2007-03-28 00:29:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Cornershop - Brim full of Asha

There’s Dancing Behind Movie Scenes
behind The Movie Scenes, Sadi Rani
she’s The One That Keeps The Dream Alive
from The Morning Past The Evening
to The End Of The Light

brimful Of Asha On The 45
well, It’s A Brimful Of Asha On The 45
brimful Of Asha On The 45
well, It’s A Brimful Of Asha On The 45

and Dancing Behind Movie Scenes
behind Those Movie Screens, Asha Bhosle
she’s The One That Keeps The Dream Alive
from The Morning Past The Evening
to The End Of The Light

brimful Of Asha On The 45
well, It’s A Brimful Of Asha On The 45
brimful Of Asha On The 45
well, It’s A Brimful Of Asha On The 45

and Singing Illuminate The Main Streets
and The Cinema Aisles
we Don't Care About No Government Warnings
'bout Their Promotion Of A Simple Life
and The Dams They're Building

brimful Of Asha On The 45
well, It’s A Brimful Of Ash

2007-03-28 00:29:00 · 21 answers · asked by Ryan Willcox 3 in Music

>A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the
>third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
>After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their
>situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well,
>sister, this looks pretty grim."
>
>"I know, father." "In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive
>more than a day or two."
>
>"I agree", says the Father, "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it
>out of here alive, would you do something for me?"
>
>"Anything, Father."
>
>"I have never seen a woman's br*asts and I was wondering if I might
>see yours."
>
>"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do Any harm."
>
>The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely
>br*asts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
>
>"Sister, would you mind if I touched them?"
>
>She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
>
>"Father, could I ask something of you?"
>
>"Yes, Sister?"
>
>"I have never seen a man's p*nis. Could I see yours?"
>
>"I suppose that would be OK," the priest replied lifting his robe.
>
>"Oh Father, may I touch it?" The priest consented and after a few
>minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge er*ction.
>
>"Sister, you know that if I insert my p*nis in the right place, it can
>give life."
>
>"Is that true father?"
>
>"Yes, it is, Sister."
>
>"Oh Father that's wonderful, stick it in the camel and let's get the
>hell out of here."

2007-03-28 00:28:46 · 16 answers · asked by Just passing the time! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

This is probably a long shot and a way to waste points. It was such a funny (true) essay, called, "Me Go Now." It was something like how Dave Barry writes. It would have been before most of you were even born. Probably late 60's to 70's. I rescued the mag one day when I was in the school library and they were throwing out old issues. Found the artile and thought I would need CPR to catch my breath from laughing. It was about an office workerker. The big guys were getting them prepared for a visitor who was
A Very Important Person. The writer kept his foot in his mouth, until the last line, he had made so many blunders...everyone was horrified. After a last blunder, he said, "Me go now...." and walked out. I know my description isn't so funny, but I would love to find that article. Lately, I've needed lots of laughs. YahooQ&A helps, of course!

2007-03-28 00:28:14 · 13 answers · asked by Jenny 5 in Magazines

2007-03-28 00:28:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why did god make mornings???????????????

2007-03-28 00:28:00 · 12 answers · asked by . 5 in Polls & Surveys

I get distracted by guys, I'm really loud sometimes, and I like to eat alot.

2007-03-28 00:27:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ode to Black and White TV



You could hardly see for all the snow

So you'd spread the rabbit ears as far as they'd go

Pull up a chair to the TV set

"Good night, David; Good night, Chet."



Depending on the the channel you tuned

You got Rob and Laura or Ward and June

It was oh so good and felt so right

Life looked better in black and white



Cable was something you used on your car

when the battery was dead, or you didn't get far

Nobody'd heard of remote control

To change the channel you went for a stroll



Not many channels but always something to see

until midnight came and no more TV

Just a test pattern that shrunk to a dot

Until 7 am that's all that you got



I Love Lucy, The Real McCoys

Dennis the Menace, the Cleaver boys

Rawhide, Gunsmoke, Wagon Train

Superman, Jimmy and Lois Lane



Patty Duke, Father Knows Best

Our Miss Brooks and all the rest

2007-03-28 00:27:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles