Entertainment & Music - 27 March 2007

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars." The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred dollars?" The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my MIL." The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?"

2007-03-27 04:53:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you believe on...????

What the horoscope tells you??? Do you believe in the horoscope at all????

2007-03-27 04:52:30 · 21 answers · asked by maggie209 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Why does Ashton Kutcher have the reputation of being annoying?

2007-03-27 04:52:22 · 13 answers · asked by trer 3 in Celebrities

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what makes you "weak in the knees"?

2007-03-27 04:51:57 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What movie made your?

tears flow out like the Niagra falls?

For me -The Joy luck club (and others)

2007-03-27 04:51:53 · 21 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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grrrr why is senjiha still on american idol????

2007-03-27 04:51:50 · 6 answers · asked by karrynakin 2 in Television

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What are the Lyrics to Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood?

2007-03-27 04:51:23 · 2 answers · asked by Kathleene "Katie" Wils 1 in Music

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how do i find out my...?

universel adderess....?
help please.

2007-03-27 04:50:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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sould there be another star wars movie?

2007-03-27 04:50:22 · 25 answers · asked by cookie1231 1 in Movies

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Who on here right now is NOT going to vote for Sanjaya??

I'm NOT!!!!

2007-03-27 04:50:11 · 6 answers · asked by atlantagal 5 in Television

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Have you ever made a?

spelling error on hear?

I haven't-

2007-03-27 04:50:02 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Does anyone know the name, newer country song about dieing young life was too short?

2007-03-27 04:50:02 · 4 answers · asked by gina 1 in Music

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3 short jokes ...............till i think of more?

A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".
Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"
"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."

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A woman calls her husband into the bedroom. "Now Mike, I want you to take off my blouse!"
"Good.."
"Now I also want you to take off my Bra."
"Good..."
"Now can you take off my panties."
"Very Good! Now, don't let me catch you wearing them again!"

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The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".

2007-03-27 04:49:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Should i rent Children Of Men or should i buy the DVD which comes out today?

keep in mind that i have never seen Children Of Men before. and the only reason i am considering buying the DVD is the pregnant chick with the huge knockers.

2007-03-27 04:49:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Whats stupid to you?

2007-03-27 04:49:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the biggest thing that is missing in your life?

2007-03-27 04:48:55 · 53 answers · asked by Mike S 2 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the best way to get revenge on a co-worker who's driving you nuts??

This guy that sits on the other side of my cubicle keeps talking trash to me. When I'm on the phone or on the radio he tries to distract me from doing my work. What's the best way to shut him up?

2007-03-27 04:48:32 · 19 answers · asked by WonderTwit 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do top contributers only star other top contributers? I just saw one that did...?

The question about plastic sugery... only the top contributers got starred...hmmm...

2007-03-27 04:48:29 · 16 answers · asked by dawn_in_daytona 2 in Polls & Surveys

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What would you do if I said..........?

Come on down!

2007-03-27 04:48:02 · 4 answers · asked by IAM2INSANE 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Single, attractive, mentally stable?

pick any two...

2007-03-27 04:47:30 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Star Sign?

I cant find anything about myself! can someone plz tell me my future or somethin?

-capricorn
-born Jan. 14, '95

2007-03-27 04:47:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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I missed Without A Trace this week. I need a recap.?

I missed the TV show "Without a Trace." It came on on the 25th and its called 'At Rest.' Me and my mom had tivoed it and it cut off like 20 minutes into the show because one of my brothers had changed the channel to record soccer. I need someone to give me a GOOD episode summary/recap. I looked all over online, on wikipedia, tv.com, EVERYWHERE and there is nothing about it yet because it is such a new episode. Also, if you happen to know this too, it would be nice to know what happened LAST week on the episode on the 18th because we missed that one too. Why did Sam's sister come visit her and why was it such a big deal? I really wanna know about these two episodes and the only summaries I can find are like 2 sentences long and not good enough. I need as good of a description that you can give me on here. PLEASE. :)

2007-03-27 04:47:20 · 3 answers · asked by Hayden F. 3 in Television