A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".
Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"
"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."
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A woman calls her husband into the bedroom. "Now Mike, I want you to take off my blouse!"
"Good.."
"Now I also want you to take off my Bra."
"Good..."
"Now can you take off my panties."
"Very Good! Now, don't let me catch you wearing them again!"
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The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
2007-03-27 04:49:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow 3 great jokes! Way to go!
2007-03-27 05:29:47 · answer #1 · answered by Lilel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first 2 had me in stitches.U get a star
2007-03-27 11:54:20 · answer #2 · answered by thick_angel_06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved all 3 of em, you earned a star, well done.
2007-03-27 12:06:32 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last ones the best
2007-03-27 12:29:40 · answer #4 · answered by seth williams! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first two are awesome! I'm not sure I understand the third one.
2007-03-27 17:11:32 · answer #5 · answered by Sara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love'd all three. Starred Ya.
2007-03-27 20:57:23 · answer #6 · answered by sidekickLX! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant pure magic loved them you are good girl 10/10
2007-03-27 11:57:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like the frist one
2007-03-27 22:19:55 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i really liked the last one.
2007-03-27 11:53:59 · answer #9 · answered by phatso 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-27 12:22:13 · answer #10 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋