Entertainment & Music - 27 March 2007

Mr Ed or Wilber

2007-03-27 00:29:11 · 12 answers · asked by Sea Eagle 6 in Polls & Surveys

A Warm Lover
Jim was talking to his new bride, Mary, and he said, "Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?"

To which she replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm."

"Really?" he said excitedly.

"Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary
definition of the word 'warm'."

Rob was pleased until he went home and, just for fun,
checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot."

Miss Me?
I was hospitalized for a few days, and my wife reported that my dog really missed me. "She spends the night at the front door, awaiting your return," she said.

"What an example of true love," I replied. "I wonder if you'd be that concerned about me?"

"Honey," my wife answered, "if you were gone overnight, and I didn't know where you were, you can be sure I'd be waiting for you at the front door."

2007-03-27 00:28:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am taking Cymbalta and I read it can cause liver damage. I have a pain under my rib cage on the left side, can that be it?

2007-03-27 00:28:12 · 2 answers · asked by peach 4 in Polls & Surveys

can you remember the very first reccord you bought and the last one to date
1st maggie may rod stewart
last the album by ray quinn

2007-03-27 00:28:09 · 21 answers · asked by dawn 2 in Music

2007-03-27 00:27:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In case her guests asked for black coffee.

2007-03-27 00:26:56 · 13 answers · asked by *♥* donna *♥* 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-27 00:26:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

does any one like the new no 1 the one for comic relief with peter kay and matt lucas

2007-03-27 00:26:05 · 9 answers · asked by dawn 2 in Celebrities

2007-03-27 00:25:19 · 38 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Polls & Surveys

"I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl. "But I don't know her size."

"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.

"Why yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours."

"Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl queried as she wrapped the gloves.

"Now that you mention it," he replied, "she also needs some lingerie."

Prayer of Thanksgiving
He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind-hearted?"

"So you could love her, my son."

"Why did you make her so good-looking?" he asked again.

"So you could love her, my son."

"And why did you make her such a good cook?" he queried further.

"So you could love her, my son."

The man thought about this and said, "Well, I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but ... why did you make her so stupid?"

"So she could love you, my son."

2007-03-27 00:24:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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2007-03-27 00:23:46 · 9 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 00:23:02 · 7 answers · asked by `*l T i f f a n y NEVESON 2 in Television

yeah but no but yeah but then he texted me and didnt put kisses on the end, but then he told my mate at the youth club he liked my new haircut but then I heard she'd snogged dave smith in the 3rd year but then he asked to be my friend on my space, but what does it mean?

2007-03-27 00:22:48 · 9 answers · asked by G*I*M*P 5 in Polls & Surveys

how can you raise when the lowest bid is say £600.00?

2007-03-27 00:22:44 · 7 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Polls & Surveys

The sign of an idiot or an accident

2007-03-27 00:21:05 · 49 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 00:19:17 · 23 answers · asked by muppet 4 in Polls & Surveys

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her CLASS, "Which
human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not
be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my
parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire
you!"

Mrs. Parks! ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body
part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her,
"Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and
said, "The body
part that increases 10 times i ts size when stimulated is the pupil of
the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and
continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
One, you have a dirty mind.
Two, you didn't read your homework
And three, one day you are going to be very,very disappointed."

2007-03-27 00:19:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What is your choice of meat?

2007-03-27 00:19:06 · 17 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Polls & Surveys

I was walking down the street when I saw a DVD case of James Bond: Cashino Royale in a trash can, it had the disc in it, so I picked it up and took it home. I put it in the DVD player and it worked. I watched it through. Why would someone throw away a perfectly good DVD?

2007-03-27 00:18:12 · 14 answers · asked by Jack 3 in Movies

When you want to kill someone

2007-03-27 00:17:58 · 10 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Polls & Surveys

and did your dream come true

2007-03-27 00:17:34 · 19 answers · asked by dee_ann 6 in Polls & Surveys

Stay mad at me when I'm such a lovable larriken?

2007-03-27 00:17:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The one's with Little Richard, Peter Graves, Burt Bacharach. etc.

2007-03-27 00:17:25 · 7 answers · asked by travis b 1 in Television

i heard it from the ending scene of the night of the museum ....something like this " do you remember ..."

2007-03-27 00:17:24 · 3 answers · asked by the_road_i_am_on 2 in Music

I was just wondering cause my boyfriend is one and he keeps telling me that "people" put them down or talk about them in a bad way.
the only thing i have heard someone say is that they were lazy. the man who said this was a senator or something idk what ever became of him.

So i was just wondering what your honest opinon would be.
or any thoughts what-so-ever.
thanks
:)
i dunno what to think of them myself

2007-03-27 00:17:09 · 4 answers · asked by lady_luv 2 in Polls & Surveys

A can of lag, or the most beautiful man/woman in the world

2007-03-27 00:17:01 · 11 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm gonna date myself here...one of my favorites was the Right Guard commercial where the guy opens the medicine chest and there's another guy on the other side. (He lives in the apartment next door and they share the medicine chest) "Oh, Hi Guy!" "Mona!" (snicker) I also loved the Alka Seltzer "I Can't Believe I Ate That Whole Thing" Commercials used to be so much more fun.....and you KNEW what they were advertising. More recently, I used to love the Joe Boxer guy (happy little black guy dancing around in his underwear) and the "Rubber Band Man" (I think he was for Office Depot). I also liked Steve...the Dell computer kid. But it seems like they take all the good commercials off the air and run the idiotic ones (anything having to do with natural male enhancement) into the ground. Just like they do with all the decent TV shows...they cancel tham and leave all the crap on the air.

2007-03-27 00:15:58 · 10 answers · asked by katjam234 3 in Television

2007-03-27 00:15:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 00:15:33 · 4 answers · asked by dogparkmom 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-27 00:15:12 · 6 answers · asked by pervertidamente 2 in Polls & Surveys