Entertainment & Music - 27 March 2007

2007-03-27 00:40:23 · 2 answers · asked by Siri M 1 in Music

Are you highly amused when people who have been banned for trolling start campaigns here threatening to sue Yahoo?

(NOT referring to anyone in particular, it is a general question)

2007-03-27 00:40:13 · 11 answers · asked by 99tzm 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 00:39:45 · 5 answers · asked by an_articulate_soul 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 00:39:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-27 00:39:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 00:39:20 · 11 answers · asked by an_articulate_soul 4 in Polls & Surveys

Have u ever put water in ur sisters bed so when ur sister wakes up she would think that she wet the bed or put water in a can of pop and say to ur sister do u want a drink. Some thing like that.

2007-03-27 00:39:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ever caught your neighbor in a compromising position?

2007-03-27 00:39:03 · 7 answers · asked by ♥Pardonne Moi♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

Born with what i ask !?!

2007-03-27 00:38:51 · 18 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5 in Polls & Surveys

Was dating a gemini guy a while ago. We gelled right from the start, said that he liked me alot but wasn't in the frame of mind for any commitments then, typical commitment phobic and a person who loves his freedom. so I give him an ultimatum and let him know that there is no going back after this decision, and he still said look I like you but I can't offer any girl any commitments right now, but if I were looking for someone you would be the one you are every thing I look for in a woman you have intellect, a great sense of humour & ambition if it was 2 years from now when I am ready 2 settle you would be the one. So it ended he still called me wanting to be friends but I ended all contact. Anyway we had got back into contact time has gone pass,I have even brought a house & he likes me all over again and is saying that he wants to start something serious, but I am not as into him as I was b4. Should I give him a chance even though this GEMINI was unable 2 commit b4, he is 31, I am 26?

2007-03-27 00:37:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-03-27 00:37:16 · 10 answers · asked by smurf p 1 in Polls & Surveys

Q: Why are hurricanes named after women?
A: Because when they come, they're
wild and wet, and when they go they take your house and car with them.

Q: What do you call six nude men standing on each other's shoulders?
A: A scrotum pole
Sky has just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo.
Unfortunately, it's only available on paper view

2007-03-27 00:36:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There are so many, but Mark Wahlberg irritates me the most. How the hell does he keep getting film roles? He plays some bonehead tough guy in every film he's in (no range). He's living proof that chicks aren't the only ones who can get roles because of their looks.

2007-03-27 00:36:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Your horn sticks on the freeway while you are behind 32 Hell's Angels.

You've been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open.

Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

You call the Suicide Hotline and they put you on hold.

You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.

Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.

Your income tax refund check bounces.

You get to work and Mike Wallace and a crew from "60 Minutes" is waiting for you.

It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.

The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

You wake up and your braces are stuck together.

You put both contacts in the same eye.

Your mother approves of the girl you are dating.

Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.

2007-03-27 00:36:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-27 00:36:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 00:35:46 · 4 answers · asked by Darren W 2 in Movies

Run In The Rain..?

2007-03-27 00:35:42 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Modest Mussorgsky - Pictures at an Exhibition

2007-03-27 00:35:18 · 2 answers · asked by zebrartyoga 1 in Music

Keep You Awake At Night...?

2007-03-27 00:35:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The Sun...?

2007-03-27 00:33:29 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Paddy walks into the doctors and points at his head "It hurts here doc".

He points at his neck "It hurts here".

He points at his chest "It hurts here".

He points all over his body complaining of the pain.

"What's wrong with me doc?"

"Let me have a look. Hmm..........I see the problem.........You've broken your finger!"

2007-03-27 00:33:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring stories over and over.

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4:00 a.m.

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your pants.

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead and knees.

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may create the illusion tthat you are tougher, more handsome and smarter than some really, really big mean guy named Chuck.

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

2007-03-27 00:33:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-27 00:31:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-27 00:31:39 · 10 answers · asked by jack 4 in Polls & Surveys

My wife says she holds me responsible for most of our marital problems. Just goes to show ya how much she knows - I'm never home.

I asked my wife the other day what she liked best about me; my firm, trim body or my intellect. She said, "Your sense of humor dear."

I found the neatest way to make my wife a more careful and defensive driver. I pointed out that if she's ever in an accident, the paper's gonna print her real age.

My wife is so talented. She does the best bird imitations. She watches me like a hawk.

I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?

I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

2007-03-27 00:31:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

theriouthly?

2007-03-27 00:31:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 00:30:36 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 00:30:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This a jdorama being televised in the Philippines today!

2007-03-27 00:30:05 · 1 answers · asked by Mitch 1 in Television

how will you describe me?first guess my zodiac sign then describe me by my sign.

2007-03-27 00:29:25 · 12 answers · asked by rose 1 in Horoscopes