WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring stories over and over.
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4:00 a.m.
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your pants.
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead and knees.
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may create the illusion tthat you are tougher, more handsome and smarter than some really, really big mean guy named Chuck.
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
2007-03-27 00:33:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause a tear in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear.
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.
2007-03-27 00:33:24 · update #1
well i think after every1s read this joke a lot of ppl may now give up the booze! then again isn't that why we get drunk in the first place? to act like a complete and utter wolly and the next day you can blame it on the drink!!! well that's my excuse anyway lol. lucky I've never experienced any other of the above (well maybe the last line) but i was probably too drunk to care!! he! he!. x good one. ;)
2007-03-27 03:46:34 · answer #1 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
warning: the consumption of alcohol does cause you to get pregnant, see pink elephants, the lights! the lights!
2007-03-27 07:58:18 · answer #2 · answered by sexie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hilarious especially the unexplained rug burns XD
2007-03-27 07:50:12 · answer #3 · answered by yunggrl18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats sooooooooooo true! x
2007-03-27 07:37:33 · answer #4 · answered by princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad He He
2007-03-27 07:36:37 · answer #5 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and true joke
2007-03-27 12:23:15 · answer #6 · answered by styce 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for that!!! I really needed a laugh!! Ppl really should start using labels like that!
2007-03-27 11:00:08 · answer #7 · answered by Liz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha , i liked that , i thought that was realy funny !!
2007-03-27 07:38:00 · answer #8 · answered by jacob 1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD JOKE.
2007-03-27 07:38:48 · answer #9 · answered by ENIGMA VS MYTH 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋