"I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl. "But I don't know her size."
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.
"Why yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours."
"Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl queried as she wrapped the gloves.
"Now that you mention it," he replied, "she also needs some lingerie."
Prayer of Thanksgiving
He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind-hearted?"
"So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her so good-looking?" he asked again.
"So you could love her, my son."
"And why did you make her such a good cook?" he queried further.
"So you could love her, my son."
The man thought about this and said, "Well, I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but ... why did you make her so stupid?"
"So she could love you, my son."
2007-03-27 00:24:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's probably every man's wish to get the sales assistant to try on lingerie! I'm sure the last one was similar to one you've done before or maybe I've read something similar before. x
2007-03-27 04:00:26 · answer #1 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good start to the day, made me chuckle.
2007-03-27 07:29:27 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first wasn't funny but the second was
2007-03-27 12:42:28 · answer #3 · answered by styce 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice mix, a guy AND gal joke....
I like both! (jokes that is)
2007-03-28 18:38:40 · answer #4 · answered by Don't look too close! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought they were really funny...keep 'em coming! lol
2007-03-27 08:22:08 · answer #5 · answered by HappyShopper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good starters thank you ~~
2007-03-27 07:28:18 · answer #6 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-27 07:27:54 · answer #7 · answered by ENIGMA VS MYTH 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋