biology lesson..................?

Question

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her CLASS, "Which
human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not
be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my
parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire
you!"

Mrs. Parks! ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body
part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her,
"Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and
said, "The body
part that increases 10 times i ts size when stimulated is the pupil of
the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and
continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
One, you have a dirty mind.
Two, you didn't read your homework
And three, one day you are going to be very,very disappointed."

Answer 1

That was a good one here's one for you

One day after sleeping badly, an anatomist went to his frog laboratory and removed from a cage one frog with white spots on its back. He placed it on a table and drew a line just in front of the frog. "Jump frog, jump!" he shouted. The little critter jumped two feet forward. In his lab book, the anatomist scribbled, "Frog with four legs jumps two feet."

Then, he surgically removed one leg off the frog and repeated the experiment. "Jump, jump!" To which, the frog leaped forward 1.5 feet. He wrote down, "Frog with three legs jumps 1.5 feet."

Next, he removed a second leg. "Jump frog, jump!" The frog managed to jump a foot. He scribbled in his lab book, "Frog with two legs jumps one foot."

Not stopping there, the anatomist removed yet another leg. "Jump, jump!" The poor frog somehow managed to move 0.5 feet forward. The scientist wrote, "Frog with one leg jumps 0.5 feet."

Finally, he eliminated the last leg. "Jump, jump!" he shouted, encouraging forward progress for the frog. But despite all its efforts, the frog could not budge. "Jump frog, jump!" he cried again. It was no use; the frog would not respond. The anatomist thought for a while and then wrote in his lab book, "Frog with no legs goes deaf."

Answer 2

You got a star for that one, i was on the same wavelength as little Billy, Where was little Johnny,??. ha ha. x

Answer 3

lol almost on the verge lol

Answer 4

my name is Felipe

Answer 5

oh you naughty girl you know what i was thinking

Answer 6

Cute..... So young.... So innocent....... LóL =))

Answer 7

say that then---------very FUNNY!

Answer 8

lol..