Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars." The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred dollars?" The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my MIL." The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?"
2007-03-27 04:53:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
jus made me a laugh ;) gave ya a star
2007-03-27 08:33:22 · answer #1 · answered by ILuvU2010 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!!! quite love the boo one. Ever heard the between the Simpsons, its approximately an stressful spouse, i will shorten it. A genie visits this guy and says you have 3 desires. yet what ever you have your spouse has double of that. the guy says" i prefer a million million kilos." The genie provides him that yet his spouse has 2 million. he's somewhat aggravated at the instant. Then he asks for a activities automobile. He gets his game automobile yet throughout lower back his spouse had 2 activities vehicles. Now hes quite aggravated and its his final choose, so he says " I choose i became overwhelmed 0.5 to dying!" wish you cherished :-)
2016-12-15 10:02:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love these mother in law jokes, keep sending em in Loki. 10/10
2007-03-27 05:03:57 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one son 10/10
2007-03-27 04:58:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!
2007-03-27 04:55:40 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and good one.
2007-03-27 05:03:56 · answer #6 · answered by Khurram 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!
my mother in law is so fat that when she wears her yellow mack people shout TAXI!
2007-03-27 05:16:23 · answer #7 · answered by birds_meadow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sort of grave...Black humour.
2007-03-27 04:56:35 · answer #8 · answered by S from Dublin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dammnn it thats krazy kool!
2007-03-27 04:58:32 · answer #9 · answered by princess leia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naff!!
2007-03-27 04:58:22 · answer #10 · answered by willie 57 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋