As the congregation settled into the pews, the preacher rose with a red face. 'Someone in this congregation,' he began gravely, 'has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.'
As whispering spread around the hall the padre continued. 'This is a horrible lie - one I am embarrassed about & one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I ask the party who did this to stand & ask forgiveness from God."
No one moved, &the preacher continued. 'Do you not have the nerve to face me & admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven & in your heart you will feel glory.'
Again all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed & her voice quivered as she spoke.
'Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding.I never said you were a member of the Klan.'
'Oh?' said the Father,'So what did you say?'
The blonde chewed her lip sadly. 'I simply mentioned to a couple of friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.'
2007-03-22
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