Entertainment & Music - 22 March 2007

2007-03-22 23:42:51 · 11 answers · asked by ₪₪₪AbsolutE₪₪₪ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 23:41:45 · 11 answers · asked by M?r?? P 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 23:40:29 · 11 answers · asked by Yo Mum Mum 5 in Polls & Surveys

What I mean is, do you believe that at first her father owned her but now that she is getting married and being given away, do you believe her husband is her new owner?

2007-03-22 23:40:26 · 16 answers · asked by Sandstorm222 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 23:39:54 · 6 answers · asked by *atomickitty* 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 23:39:51 · 7 answers · asked by Yo Mum Mum 5 in Polls & Surveys

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself lashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about it's house training.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.

SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth

2007-03-22 23:39:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Following a nasty car accident, a man's wife slips into a coma.

After spending weeks at her bedside, the husband is summoned to the hospital.

"It's amazing" says the Doctor, breathlessly. "While bathing your wife, one of the nurses noticed she responded to her b00bs being touched."

The husband is very excited, and asks what he can do. "Well," says the doc, "If one erogenous zone provokes a response, perhaps the others will too."

So the husband goes alone into the room, where he slips his hand under the covers and begins to massage her b!ts.

Amazingly, the woman begins to move and even moan a little. The man tells the doctor, waiting outside.

"Excellent!" he says. "If she responds like that to your finger, I think you should try 0_r_@_l s_e_x."

Nodding, the husband returns to the room - but within minutes the heart monitor alarms go off, and the medics pile into the room.

2007-03-22 23:38:59 · 17 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-22 23:38:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 23:38:43 · 8 answers · asked by Yo Mum Mum 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 23:37:33 · 8 answers · asked by *atomickitty* 7 in Polls & Surveys

Please provide me with suggestions on how I can enjoy my weekend.

2007-03-22 23:37:25 · 15 answers · asked by abluebobcat 4 in Polls & Surveys

In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called 'Nob'. - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car because it's too heavy.

2007-03-22 23:36:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-22 23:36:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is majority of the songs good or just a few?

2007-03-22 23:36:35 · 3 answers · asked by Queen 3 in Music

2007-03-22 23:36:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a) Elton Welsby Academy
b) Wellbridge Academy
c) Wellbent Academy
d) Welton Academy

2007-03-22 23:36:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-22 23:35:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have been using the Hokey Pokey song for years as a warm up for my students before they go on stage to perform. It is a great, fun way to get them motivated and ready to go. But, I've been using this song for years and I think it's time to find something new. Does anyone know of a similar type of song that involves a fun dance that I could use?

2007-03-22 23:35:10 · 12 answers · asked by zweebob 2 in Music

2007-03-22 23:34:49 · 15 answers · asked by jlily680 4 in Polls & Surveys

The taste!

2007-03-22 23:34:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I dreamt grandpa Simpson was singing My Humps last night. You know the Black Eyed Peas song and I've been driving the 3 wives and fourteen kids bonkers with my Granpa Simpson impersonation (Spending all my money). Firstly what does this dream signify and did I make it up in my head or have I seen this on tv. Much appreciated oh and good morning everyone.

2007-03-22 23:33:59 · 16 answers · asked by fatherf.lotski 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do something nice for someone who needs it, help a blind person cross the road, buy a pasty for a homeless person (don't give them money cos they spend it on drugs), or help a struggling parent with a pram onto a crowed bus or train instead of just leaving them till the end so they can't get on (you know who you are), maybe buy an easter egg for a child who will be going without this easter (a hospice maybe).

You can do anything you like, but please only answer my question if you intend to do something, and I will ask on Monday "What did you do to help a stranger?"

I will do the same and let you know on Monday (if I come across someone who needs help that is).

Please don't give me comments about doing a nice thing, this is not about me boosting my ego, it's about people who need help, and the amount of people I see ignoring them or crossing the road.

Good luck everyone.

2007-03-22 23:33:55 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm not sure how to describe it.

2007-03-22 23:32:57 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-03-22 23:32:49 · 10 answers · asked by 1sleepymama 7 in Polls & Surveys

Whats going on with this guy Joshua April 28, 1980

2007-03-22 23:32:15 · 2 answers · asked by GoodGirl 3 in Horoscopes

Which is the best song u like in linkin park-reanimation(also specify the artist)

2007-03-22 23:32:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

whats faster warp or light speed? lol

2007-03-22 23:31:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can you believe that i bought the Milli Villi CD and at the time i thought it was great until i found out that they were flodging.

("flodging" - [verb] Meaning: trying to be someone or something that you're not.)

2007-03-22 23:31:36 · 12 answers · asked by B. Gregory 2 in Music

2007-03-22 23:30:42 · 14 answers · asked by EvelynMine 7 in Polls & Surveys