Entertainment & Music - 22 March 2007

lol i should be sleeping!!! but what kind of things have u postponed so that u can spend more time on the internet???

2007-03-22 22:14:22 · 16 answers · asked by *atomickitty* 7 in Polls & Surveys

For all of you who are feeling a little older and missing those great old tunes, there is good news. Some of your old favorites have re-released their great hits with new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience.



Some examples:



Herman's Hermits--"Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"



The Rolling Stones--"You Can't Always Pee When You Want"



Credence Clearwater Revival--"Bad Prune Rising"



Marvin Gaye--"I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"



The Who--"Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"



The Troggs--"Bald Thing"



Carly Simon--"You're So Varicose Vein"



The Bee Gees--"How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"



Roberta Flack--"The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"



Johnny Nash--"I Can't See Clearly Now"



The Temptations--"Papa Got a Kidney Stone"



ABBA--"Denture Queen"



Leo Sayer--"You Make Me Feel Like Napping"



Commodores--"Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"



Procol Harem--"A Whiter Shade of Hair

2007-03-22 22:14:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

as her "leading man"?!? XD

2007-03-22 22:12:56 · 4 answers · asked by -winona- 2 in Television

2007-03-22 22:12:09 · 26 answers · asked by punteroftheworld 2 in Television

2007-03-22 22:11:48 · 23 answers · asked by jlily680 4 in Polls & Surveys

I've lost my Celebritries Email Database. Where can I get a free celebrities email database?

2007-03-22 22:09:34 · 2 answers · asked by leehoyle2000 1 in Celebrities

I just say stuff the world, im coming back like it or not !!!
SOOOOOOO HERE I AM !!! LOL

2007-03-22 22:09:04 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i tried searching on the web & can't find it. it's like a trance song.

2007-03-22 22:08:03 · 2 answers · asked by Patrick J 1 in Music

2007-03-22 22:07:48 · 16 answers · asked by Red5 5 in Music

its the one where they all mime it but its some one else singing

2007-03-22 22:07:26 · 3 answers · asked by adam_roberts1989 2 in Television

All they talk about and do is have sex. What a sitcom.

2007-03-22 22:06:45 · 5 answers · asked by Ben D 3 in Television

2007-03-22 22:06:40 · 7 answers · asked by albab 1 in Television

All of them are good but i want to know in your opinion who is the best .
(To make it easier for u )Your options are :-
1. MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS
2. ALIEN POWER RANGERS
3. ZEO POWER RANGERS
4. TURBO POWER RANGERS
5. POWER RANGERS IN SPACE
6. POWER RANGERS LOST GALAXY
7. POWER RANGERS LIGHTSPEED RESCUE
8. POWER RANGERS TIME FORCE
9. POWER RANGERS WILD FORCE
10. POWER RANGERS NINJA STORM
11. POWER RANGERS DINO THUNDER
12. POWER RANGERS SPACE PETROL DELTA
13. POWER RANGERS MYSTIC FORCE
14. POWER RANGERS OPERATION OVERDRIVE

PLS ANSWER THE SERIES U LIKE THE MOST !!!

2007-03-22 22:06:27 · 6 answers · asked by King RR 1 in Television

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"

2007-03-22 22:05:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

In a premature conception deceived by the visual speculation, or in a discerning vapor that is your paradisiacal fantasy?

2007-03-22 22:04:42 · 22 answers · asked by JOhNe=mc² 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 22:04:41 · 30 answers · asked by ₪₪₪AbsolutE₪₪₪ 7 in Polls & Surveys

The First Affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild s*x, they fell
asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having s*x all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying b*stard! You've been playing golf!".

2007-03-22 22:04:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Well it's not funny is it... It bl*ody hurts.So why is it called a funny bone.?

2007-03-22 22:03:41 · 24 answers · asked by David 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 22:03:26 · 4 answers · asked by Sobekkara 3 in Music

"pack your bags we've won the lottery" "where are we off to?" she replies "im going nowhere but you - can f*** off !!"

2007-03-22 22:03:09 · 11 answers · asked by Red5 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I Really Love That Song

2007-03-22 22:02:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-22 22:00:26 · 23 answers · asked by ₪₪₪AbsolutE₪₪₪ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I hate using public restrooms, but sometimes it's unbearable!
I try to go and then nothing?? I think it is because people are around.

2007-03-22 22:00:10 · 10 answers · asked by uuummk 5 in Polls & Surveys

The farmer and his wife had worked hard, scrimped and saved to send their son to college. As soon as he had enroled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large moustache and sideburns. Being pleased with his new hirsute adornment, he had his picture taken and sent it off to his parents.

On the back of the photo he scrawled "How do you like it? Don't I look like a count?"

Shortly after, the son received this terse note: "You idiot, it cost us a fortune to send you to college, and you can't even spell!"

2007-03-22 21:59:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

yet people insisted you play with it.

2007-03-22 21:59:33 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

My vote would go for Paris Hilton, seriously i don't know why she gets so much attention. I don't find nothing special about her. All she is is a trashy whore bimbo.

2007-03-22 21:59:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 21:57:58 · 11 answers · asked by 1sleepymama 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 21:57:57 · 15 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

2007-03-22 21:57:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-22 21:55:34 · 12 answers · asked by ₪₪₪AbsolutE₪₪₪ 7 in Polls & Surveys