Entertainment & Music - 22 March 2007

I just saw her video with Shakira, and i think my TV screen melted! They should never put those 2 in another video again! That's just too much for a man to take! Shakira is hot too, but Beyonce, Good Lord!!!!!!!!! TOO HOT!

2007-03-22 21:10:47 · 10 answers · asked by Cool Breeze 2 in Celebrities

2007-03-22 21:10:29 · 15 answers · asked by St. Dave 5 in Jokes & Riddles

...save them or are they dead already?

2007-03-22 21:10:23 · 12 answers · asked by Summer 1 in Polls & Surveys

I don't get it

2007-03-22 21:10:21 · 15 answers · asked by uuummk 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 21:09:55 · 6 answers · asked by dog dog dog 1 in Polls & Surveys

that's my name just wondering if anybody liked it!!

2007-03-22 21:08:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

"Love will abide, take things in stride,
Sounds like good advice but there's no one at my side

2007-03-22 21:08:55 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

2007-03-22 21:08:18 · 2 answers · asked by needstherapy 1 in Celebrities

I love Richard Gere's eyes.

2007-03-22 21:07:59 · 33 answers · asked by kitkat1640 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 21:07:38 · 10 answers · asked by leila l 1 in Movies

Down here in texas the fast food place dairy queen, is called a texas stop sign, jack in the box is called crack in the box and nine times out of ten we call any soda a coke. what are the slang nick names for the things in your area?

2007-03-22 21:07:08 · 1 answers · asked by Lazrus 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 21:06:36 · 24 answers · asked by xchocolate-rainbowsx 4 in Celebrities

2007-03-22 21:06:24 · 19 answers · asked by Piggy 6 in Polls & Surveys

The Old Lady Gambler?
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office.

The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was, of course, curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets."

The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president.

That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.

The next morning, at precisely 10 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president,"$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."

Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $50,000 that at 10 am today, I'd have the president of the Bank of Canada's balls in my hand."

2007-03-22 21:06:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i love watching martial art movies like so close,naked weapon etc .. can someone suggest me a movie like this? it might i never watch yours thanks...

2007-03-22 21:06:01 · 9 answers · asked by dxterz 1 in Movies

And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby,
It's nice to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky."

2007-03-22 21:05:51 · 8 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

2007-03-22 21:05:12 · 14 answers · asked by jlily680 4 in Polls & Surveys

Help please :)

2007-03-22 21:05:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 21:04:10 · 16 answers · asked by vanpandy 4 in Polls & Surveys

"When Cupid shot his dart, he shot it at your heart,
So if we ever part then I'll be blue."

2007-03-22 21:03:51 · 5 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

Global warming...

2007-03-22 21:02:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I forgot, can you help me?

2007-03-22 21:01:12 · 14 answers · asked by Summer 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 21:00:43 · 21 answers · asked by medi 2 in Jokes & Riddles

You're No Good
Alison
When Will I Be Loved?
It's So Easy

2007-03-22 21:00:04 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow. ”The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: “Well, doc, it’s like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.” The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor?” The old man replied, “Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn’t get the jar open.”

2007-03-22 20:59:42 · 6 answers · asked by ♥Tawnya♥ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.

When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there".

So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there.

So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.

"How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the blonde.

So the man cooly says "Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you're going to have to pay for those holes."

2007-03-22 20:59:18 · 8 answers · asked by Chocolate Strawberries. 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Well, im going to their concert in july here in San Fran with my gf and her sister!!!

the cool thing is! my gf talked to a local Dj and some how got the hook ups to meet the band b4 and have dinner after with them :D the DJ knows the band personally weee this will be a fun event.

2007-03-22 20:57:20 · 3 answers · asked by flipinout_2003 2 in Music

2007-03-22 20:57:17 · 55 answers · asked by lynn 5 in Polls & Surveys

I call you "baby"?

2007-03-22 20:55:15 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

300 movie was very bad

2007-03-22 20:54:41 · 13 answers · asked by leila l 1 in Movies