After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
2007-03-22 21:57:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my good god you still are great lol 10/10
2007-03-22 22:00:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-03-23 05:04:14 · answer #2 · answered by Ma to 2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cracking start to the day, 10/10 but did you have to tell everyone it was me, ha ha
2007-03-23 07:23:04 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are on a roll with the good jokes!
2007-03-23 05:27:12 · answer #4 · answered by Saz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tops
2007-03-23 05:03:09 · answer #5 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still made me smile!! ta for that!!
2007-03-23 05:01:30 · answer #6 · answered by bells 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny :-)
2007-03-23 05:01:43 · answer #7 · answered by stoutseun69 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!!!
Clearly this bloke wasnt all that to her either
good on her i say!
2007-03-23 05:01:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny
2007-03-23 06:14:21 · answer #9 · answered by JennieRose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋