Entertainment & Music - 22 March 2007

Ok, i'm sitting here at work. i work graveyards, and it's 4 am. my female coworker sits in front of me behind a small wall partition. And her boyfriend works here, and he's sitting at her desk and i can hear them kissing and kissing and it's making me feel sick... i normally don't mind it cuz they do it like every night... but tonight they won't stop!!! what should i do to make them quit it!?

2007-03-22 22:54:40 · 20 answers · asked by lynn 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 22:54:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

2007-03-22 22:54:15 · 17 answers · asked by **Missy** 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I have tickets B2 row 1, seats 1 and 2. As B2 is on the right of the floor seating, does seat 1 start from the right and go left towards the centre? Or is it the other way around??

2007-03-22 22:54:10 · 1 answers · asked by pamrleader 2 in Music

packegs

2007-03-22 22:54:05 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Mine was "why cant it be Saturday today?" lol

2007-03-22 22:54:04 · 48 answers · asked by Unhinged.... 5 in Polls & Surveys

These pacifist minature aliens actually need these pens as fuel rods. The craft they fly use biro ink as a propellant and we are just a refuelling stop on their intergalactic travels. Do you have any other suggestions as to where they go if mine is incorrect. Do you seem to lose all the pens from home and office? How, why where?

2007-03-22 22:54:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 22:53:53 · 7 answers · asked by jlily680 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 22:52:44 · 20 answers · asked by ₪₪₪AbsolutE₪₪₪ 7 in Polls & Surveys

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?

We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.
I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.

They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.

Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.

This goes on for about 50 minutes. Both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The Policeman, still watching thinks, this was truly amazing.
He thinks, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

2007-03-22 22:52:17 · 15 answers · asked by reifguy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-22 22:51:39 · 3 answers · asked by RANDY J B 2 in Music

http://perezhilton.com/topics/janice_dickinson/shes_gone_off_her_meds_20070321.php

2007-03-22 22:51:37 · 8 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4 in Celebrities

As we should all know by now, Borat is a character created by British actor Sacha Baron Cohen and not a real journalist from Kazakhstan. However, much of the humor of the film Borat comes from guilible and out of touch Americans taking Borat seriously and actually believing he is a Kazakhstani journalist.

Would you have been fooled? Or, do you believe you know enough about the world to see through the pretense?

2007-03-22 22:51:07 · 7 answers · asked by Cacaoatl 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 22:50:50 · 5 answers · asked by ~ B_e_K_z ~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I just watched th movie "The Holiday" and noticed Cameron Diaz did not look that good.Her nose is so crooked and disproportionate to her face. Her skin looks so ashy like a heavy smoker and she looks so stressed. Does anyone notice this but me???

2007-03-22 22:49:42 · 5 answers · asked by Debbie H 1 in Celebrities

what do you do for 2 days. Its a long time , do you get bored?

2007-03-22 22:49:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was barely sitting down when i heard a voice from the other stall saying: " Hi, How are you?"
I'm not the type to star a conversation in the women's restroom but i don't know what got into me, so i answered, somewhat embarrassed, " Doin' just fine!"
And the other girl says: "So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so i say: " Uhhh, I'm like you, Just traveling!"
At this point i am just trying yo get out as fast as i can when i hear another question."Can i come over?"
OK , this question is just too weird for me but i figured i could just be polite and end the conversation, I tell him , "No.....I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then i hear the girl say nervously

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

2007-03-22 22:49:05 · 12 answers · asked by medi 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-22 22:49:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I think I'll just die instead. LOL

2007-03-22 22:48:07 · 44 answers · asked by Dustbowl Blues 3 in Polls & Surveys

the date should be written

2007-03-22 22:48:07 · 8 answers · asked by dipa_8296 1 in Movies

2007-03-22 22:47:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know that I can record a program with a tv tuner card in my PC , but I need a gadget which can record from my TV without PC.
PLS HLP!!!

2007-03-22 22:47:10 · 5 answers · asked by sayan 1 in Television

2007-03-22 22:46:42 · 10 answers · asked by Amole Bush 3 in Polls & Surveys

i was watching the t.v. show Supernatural titled :Heart. one of the characters was waiting in an alley and a song came on. sounded like it opened up with howling. can someone help me with the title of the song

2007-03-22 22:45:55 · 3 answers · asked by jamie c 1 in Music

check this out, see how many people will say HI!

2007-03-22 22:45:11 · 18 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know? I heard that it is Rage Against the Machine but I dont think that ones true

2007-03-22 22:44:55 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

i am going to cook squids in a while,
you are invited(HUG)!!

2007-03-22 22:44:34 · 7 answers · asked by ₪₪₪AbsolutE₪₪₪ 7 in Polls & Surveys

think gingerbread men are hot............?

2007-03-22 22:44:22 · 6 answers · asked by whisper 6 in Polls & Surveys

brilliant.

2007-03-22 22:43:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I loved that show! It was on in the U.K in the early/mid 90's! Used to watch it with my Gran!

2007-03-22 22:43:56 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television