Ok, i'm sitting here at work. i work graveyards, and it's 4 am. my female coworker sits in front of me behind a small wall partition. And her boyfriend works here, and he's sitting at her desk and i can hear them kissing and kissing and it's making me feel sick... i normally don't mind it cuz they do it like every night... but tonight they won't stop!!! what should i do to make them quit it!?
2007-03-22 22:54:40 · 20 answers · asked by lynn 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
are these the same people that were making out last time? just make really loud gagging sounds lol maybe that will work
2007-03-22 23:02:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Walk over to them and hand her boyfriend a condom.
2. Look up the telephone number to the nearest hotel, write it down with and hand it to them along with the condom.
3. Throw water on them.
4. Make a few pleasure noises so that they can hear you. When you hear that they have stopped kissing, tell them "Don't stop, I'm almost there!!!"
5. Tell your boss. Maybe the boyfriend shouldn't be there in the first place and she could get in trouble. Good luck.
2007-03-23 06:01:08 · answer #2 · answered by Kat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gravediggers should NEVER kiss in front of strangers.
It brings bad luck to the funeral industry in general.
If you're so keen ask them for a menage a trois..
In the back of the hearse.
2007-03-23 06:02:58 · answer #3 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get out the vid cam and post the flick on Youtube.. that will work LOL (seriously.. post that and 2 days later neither one of em will be there anymore....Yes I am EVIL.. but I can live with it it its in my job description.. and I'm good at it...)
2007-03-23 06:02:52 · answer #4 · answered by darchangel_3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey sweetie, tell a man about it and ask him to say something to them. A man is viewed as more of an authority figure than women are. If a woman was to say something she would come off as a controlling witch.
2007-03-23 06:05:30 · answer #5 · answered by Sandstorm222 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
As you're walking past them tell them in an annoyed tone to get a room!
2007-03-23 06:40:20 · answer #6 · answered by dirkthesmirk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them your boss have installed a hidden CCTV camera, but you're not sure where it is, either that or put laxitives in their coffee.
2007-03-23 06:12:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pour water to both of them and said that it was an accident.
2007-03-23 06:38:30 · answer #8 · answered by Cheese! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just plain say stop your slobbering I cant think to do my job!!!
mind you they will be cranky with you but say you were tired lol
2007-03-23 06:13:48 · answer #9 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them to stop
2007-03-23 06:14:45 · answer #10 · answered by N!cky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋