ikea joke !!!!!!!!!!?

Question

In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called 'Nob'. - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car because it's too heavy.

wish Martians would conquer the earth and make us their pets, I could really use a new flea leash. The one my wife uses is getting pretty darn short.




I once wrote a book called How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours. It went like this: To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the next sentence. To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the previous sentence." It didn't sell very well. I thought with the short attention span of people these days it may have been too long, so I rewrote it. The 2nd edition went: "To keep an idiot busy for hours, re-read this sentence." It's doing pretty good. I have a deal for the sequel. The 3rd edition is going to go: "Re-read this line." Now, if I could just find the time to write it


I have to admit it, Jensen had offered a brilliant proposal to resolve our troublesome problem. He suggested we form three committees, one to study the problem directly, one to study how other company

Answer 1

ikea just brought out a line of self assembly beds for lesbians,

thers no screwing involved, its all tongue and groove...

Answer 2

I like to ask the assistant how my Hornni lamp
gets turned on.

And the best way clean your Smeggma .

Answer 3

Yeah, and when you find that your nob's broken, you can get a replacement.

Good one:)

Answer 4

Lol...x

Answer 5

What the hell are you on about? Was that supposed to be funny?

Answer 6

thats interesting.

Answer 7

lol