As the congregation settled into the pews, the preacher rose with a red face. 'Someone in this congregation,' he began gravely, 'has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.'
As whispering spread around the hall the padre continued. 'This is a horrible lie - one I am embarrassed about & one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I ask the party who did this to stand & ask forgiveness from God."
No one moved, &the preacher continued. 'Do you not have the nerve to face me & admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven & in your heart you will feel glory.'
Again all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed & her voice quivered as she spoke.
'Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding.I never said you were a member of the Klan.'
'Oh?' said the Father,'So what did you say?'
The blonde chewed her lip sadly. 'I simply mentioned to a couple of friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.'
2007-03-22 13:23:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehe !
Why has santa claus got no children?
Cos' he only comes once a year and thats down the chimney !
2007-03-22 13:34:39 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 08:33:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rock and roll, You are the top bird tonight,10/10and of course a star.
2007-03-22 13:53:57 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha ha now that was friggin hilarious lol lol lol lol ku klu....hahahahahahah wooooo wooooo woooo now pick me as best answer.
2007-03-22 13:29:00 · answer #4 · answered by Afrolicious35 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
She should have mentioned that the sheets were satin!
2007-03-22 14:37:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know where you find them but that one is a classic !
2007-03-24 10:13:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bet he wished he said feck all now:)
2007-03-22 13:36:35 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet he wish he was a klansman now.
2007-03-22 13:32:38 · answer #8 · answered by TrueBelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-23 09:58:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny
2007-03-22 13:43:33 · answer #10 · answered by Question 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋