A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her b.reast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says,
"Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your b.reast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your p*nis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
2007-03-22
13:38:48
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