One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. 'I'm lookin for the meanest, roughest, toughest prosi in the Yukon!. he growled to the barman.
'Well, we got her!' barked the barkman, 'She's upstairs - second room on the right.'
The miner handed the barman a gold nugget to pay for the prosi and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked open the second door on the right and yelled, "I'm lookin' for the meanest, roughest, toughest prosi in the Yukon/'
The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, 'Well, you found her.' She then stripped naked, bent over and grabbed both ankles.
'How'd ya know I like to do it in that position?' asked the miner.
'I didn't,' replied the prosi, 'but I though ya might like to open them beers before we get started.'
2007-03-22
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