Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
2007-03-22 13:56:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama's so fat I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas
Yo mama's so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry
Yo mama's so ugly they use her picture in prison to cure sex offenders
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks the capital of France is F
2007-03-22 14:33:17 · answer #1 · answered by Simon Says Touch Your Nose 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat that the dr needed a harpoon to give her a shot.
Yo mama is like a doorknob everyone gets their turn
Yo mama licks spiders off the wall
2007-03-22 14:00:31 · answer #2 · answered by lorraine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she covers two time zones.
Yo mama so fat when I am on top of her, I am the height of mt. everst.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people are a like, "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears her blue jacket and goes near the ocean the whales start singing, "we are family! All my brothers sister an me!"
Yo mama so fat she has kankles the size of the chrystler building.
2007-03-22 14:01:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl!
yo mama is so stupid she thought that rock and roll is a rock that rolls
2007-03-22 14:01:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so black she look like a struck match.
2007-03-22 14:03:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so stupid she actually reproduced!?
2007-03-22 14:02:15 · answer #6 · answered by sparkylump 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, i heard dat on Yo Momma
2007-03-22 13:59:31 · answer #7 · answered by suzie. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo not funny!
2007-03-22 13:59:27 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, your mamas so fat that she has so many wrappers in her she is a ipod
2007-03-22 14:00:53 · answer #9 · answered by 2cute4u 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FIVE words. STUPID, IDIOTIC AND WASTE OF TIME
2007-03-22 14:02:52 · answer #10 · answered by Jeremy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋