A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her b.reast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says,
"Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your b.reast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your p*nis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
2007-03-22 13:38:48 · 14 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You're on a roll tonight Tricky - have you found a good website :) I'd be banned from this site if I used the jokes I've got :( maybe I should risk it.
How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
2007-03-22 13:50:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice. Thanx
2007-03-22 13:43:27 · answer #2 · answered by jazzteen13x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tricky you are top dog tonight, brilliant joke, 10/10. You know who is telling good ones as well.
2007-03-22 13:59:03 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure I read this on the site about a fortnight ago. I know that the government wants us to recycle, but there are limits!
2007-03-22 13:46:37 · answer #4 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Where is this Hotel? Is the room a double?
2007-03-22 14:29:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10
2007-03-22 13:43:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds lioke someones gonna need the do not disturb sign
2007-03-22 13:45:53 · answer #7 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THat its xcellent and really funny.You have made my day with that joke.LOL
2007-03-22 13:49:27 · answer #8 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaO! hahaha! i like the joke...thx
2007-03-22 13:41:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wowowowow
2007-03-22 14:17:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋