Entertainment & Music - 22 March 2007

2007-03-22 13:21:01 · 10 answers · asked by treefrog 4 in Movies

-How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess?

A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.

A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.

And a airline stewardness says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.
-A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."

2007-03-22 13:20:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I need all the lyrics to Tender Sheperd from peter pan quick!!

2007-03-22 13:20:51 · 1 answers · asked by Cor. Arr. 1 in Music

2007-03-22 13:20:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 13:20:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And will i regret asking this question when i am sober?

2007-03-22 13:20:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it any good?

I am reading my favourite book (for the second time) The Five People You Meet in Heaven, and after I'm done this, I will be reading To Kill a Mockingbird (for the very first time.)

2007-03-22 13:20:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just randomly asking........

2007-03-22 13:19:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-22 13:19:44 · 12 answers · asked by munki 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 13:19:08 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What was the president's name in the year 1950?

2007-03-22 13:18:54 · 9 answers · asked by madrom 4 in Jokes & Riddles

AKA headline: ANOTHER BABY WHEN WILL THEY STOP! after a grand total of 2.

2007-03-22 13:18:49 · 7 answers · asked by gabrielle p 1 in Celebrities

I have to make somekind of jingle as an ad for a 1920's refridgerator. I did something as a parody of Ice B0X-
I got this refridgerator where my ice box use to be, got this refridgerator where my ice box use to be....
But i need help to make another song because it was rejected

2007-03-22 13:18:45 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am talking about the CONCEPT of Human Memory (not just alzheimers or disease). I like Norman Rockwells America, Thomas Kinkades (the painter?) America, and music and culture of the 60s, 50s, 40s, 30s, etc. Why is it America cannot hold on to it's stronger aspects and those better aspects of are now only seen through the lens our grandparents gave us. Our great great grandparents could not see into the future as we can see into their past. NO! i would not want polio or bad healthcare or the other suffering. REMEMBER the movie BLADE RUNNER-it dealt with the concept of memory (versus machine). Are half of americans, or the 1/2 the human race, machines? Will World War Three erupt as a result of memory versus non-memory?

2007-03-22 13:18:32 · 17 answers · asked by westphalia1 2 in Polls & Surveys

has anyone ever seen the movie The Mission? its somewhat of a religious movie. if so can you give me a brief summary about it. . . . i've seen it before I just do not remember how the plot goes.

2007-03-22 13:18:30 · 1 answers · asked by mzshago87 1 in Movies

2007-03-22 13:18:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-22 13:18:05 · 3 answers · asked by leonardo dafino 1 in Music

Is it funny, stupid, okay please tell me!

2007-03-22 13:17:59 · 3 answers · asked by ♥Allison♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 13:17:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im doing a biography on my ''favorite band''... and i cant find info on the internet... plz help!!! i cannot fail

2007-03-22 13:17:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

when you rocked out hardest in your life?

2007-03-22 13:16:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-03-22 13:16:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Me and my friend are trying to figure out the name of a song. We know one part of it goes "You don't know me, you don't even care" It's a new song and its not country. Any help would be great!

2007-03-22 13:16:48 · 13 answers · asked by DawnH 1 in Music

Do you think he should have one... i don't... still don't think he can sing

2007-03-22 13:16:42 · 5 answers · asked by buddyholly4eva 4 in Music

While you were straight!Hmmmmm?

2007-03-22 13:16:40 · 6 answers · asked by IAM2INSANE 5 in Polls & Surveys

A man went to his doctor one day to get a sperm count. The doctor gave him a jar and told him to come back the next day. The next day the man came back with the jar clean and empty-
the same as when the doctor gave it to him. The doctor asked why it was empty and the man explained. First, he tried with his left hand and then his right hand. It didn't work. He asked his wife. She used her left hand, her right hand, and tried her mouth, teeth in ,then teeth out. That didn't work. Then, they asked their neighbor. She used her left hand, right hand, and also her mouth, teeth in, then teeth out. It still didn't work.
The doctor gave the man a look, " You asked your neighbor?" he exclaimed.
"Yes", said the man, "and no matter how hard we tried, we couldn't get the jar open."

2007-03-22 13:16:35 · 6 answers · asked by Aspiring Actress 2 in Jokes & Riddles

???

2007-03-22 13:16:34 · 2 answers · asked by kkasssidy 1 in Polls & Surveys

is that a bad thing

2007-03-22 13:16:13 · 6 answers · asked by sandyandgreg 1 in Other - Entertainment

OR any other body part? I like to have my back popped..Ahhh...it feels good! lol

2007-03-22 13:16:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I cant remember the name of this one madonna song but in the music video shes just like dancing or whatever with a bunch of scenes changing behind her. Oh man this is pissin me off

2007-03-22 13:15:50 · 6 answers · asked by ravens24x 1 in Music