-How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess?
A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.
A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.
And a airline stewardness says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.
-A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."
2007-03-22 13:20:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaha...phewy
hahahaha...wow
hahahaheehaw...nice one...thx!
2007-03-22 13:24:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
this one is even funnier!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare.php
2007-03-22 16:23:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. I love this one.
2007-03-22 13:28:20 · answer #3 · answered by Breinn 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
this was not funny gumball
2007-03-22 13:25:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I LIKE THIS ONE!!!!!
2007-03-22 13:26:03 · answer #5 · answered by TrueBelle 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that is funny
2007-03-22 13:24:48 · answer #6 · answered by yomyr2000 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hardy har har!!!!!!
2007-03-22 13:27:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋