A man went to his doctor one day to get a sperm count. The doctor gave him a jar and told him to come back the next day. The next day the man came back with the jar clean and empty-
the same as when the doctor gave it to him. The doctor asked why it was empty and the man explained. First, he tried with his left hand and then his right hand. It didn't work. He asked his wife. She used her left hand, her right hand, and tried her mouth, teeth in ,then teeth out. That didn't work. Then, they asked their neighbor. She used her left hand, right hand, and also her mouth, teeth in, then teeth out. It still didn't work.
The doctor gave the man a look, " You asked your neighbor?" he exclaimed.
"Yes", said the man, "and no matter how hard we tried, we couldn't get the jar open."
2007-03-22 13:16:35 · 6 answers · asked by Aspiring Actress 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is the GREATEST joke I have ever heard. Absolutely AWESOME!
2007-03-22 13:32:36 · answer #1 · answered by duesy44 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In fact, this isn't a joke at all unless you think "that way".
2007-03-22 22:02:50 · answer #2 · answered by Nezuji 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He didn't try rapping it on the counter!
2007-03-22 22:18:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WoW...at first i thought it was gonna be funny...but i was disapointed...
*tears*
2007-03-22 20:30:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
EEEEEEEUUUUUU!!!!!
2007-03-22 20:27:37 · answer #5 · answered by TrueBelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....
2007-03-22 20:28:08 · answer #6 · answered by yomyr2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋