Entertainment & Music - 16 March 2007

...and totally enforceable, what would you set the age limit at to have children?

2007-03-16 01:39:09 · 12 answers · asked by Fashionista 2 in Polls & Surveys

A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest:
Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've
Had s*x with Fannie Green every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner: "You are forgiven. Go out and say
three Hail Mary's'."
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been
two months since my last confession. I have had s*x with Fannie
Green twice a week for the last two months."
This time the priest asks: "Who is this Fannie Green?" "A new
woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies. "Very well,"
says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'."
The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver
his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the
church. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the Altar. Her dress is green and very
short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.
The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her
legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style. The priest turns
to the altar boy and whisperingly asks: "Is that Fannie Green?"
The altar boy replies: "No Father, I think its just the
reflection off her shoes".

2007-03-16 01:39:06 · 21 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Hi!

I look for a good horror (mysterious) movie

like
- the circle
- the grudge
- pulse
- the return
I especially like movie with mysterious, and people dead is there to haunt...you know lol

any suggestion ?

2007-03-16 01:38:26 · 29 answers · asked by lollol 2 in Movies

Had an unwanted guest in your house, then found their visit more tolerable for the duration that they are drinking their coffee which you have urinated in before bringing it through from the kitchen, and for some strange reason tell them to pop in the next time they are passing for a cup.

2007-03-16 01:37:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How long does it take for you to choose a best answer for your questions? I mean, I always have a hard time to decide. It always takes at least 15 minutes.

2007-03-16 01:37:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and they were ugly?

2007-03-16 01:37:22 · 9 answers · asked by adorable 2 in Polls & Surveys

as in the tv stars too are growing popular and there are seperate awards for them and sometimes TV stars perform in bollywood awards too!

2007-03-16 01:37:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-16 01:36:19 · 22 answers · asked by Silkie1 4 in Celebrities

who thought this up. and does anyone actually make popcorn in a pan anymore?

2007-03-16 01:36:04 · 14 answers · asked by maraesa1000 5 in Polls & Surveys

What would they fight about?

2007-03-16 01:35:59 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I went to college with a bloke who went to school with Bros! I'm sure you can all do better than that...

2007-03-16 01:35:46 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I need some more singers or bands to listen to on Yahoo Music on my spare time, make sure there not bad. If u have any sugg. type `em in.

2007-03-16 01:35:34 · 11 answers · asked by I♥pix 4 in Music

--Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
--Why do blacklights look purple?
--Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
--How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?
--If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'6" ?
--Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date?
--If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?
--Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
--Do cows have calf muscles?
--If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
--You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
--Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
--Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
--Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
--Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
--Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
--Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

2007-03-16 01:35:19 · 17 answers · asked by Todd 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands
next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his
haircut. The barber smiles at her and says: "Sweetheart, you're
gonna get hair on your muffin."
I know" she replies "I'm gonna get t*ts too."

2007-03-16 01:34:57 · 28 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-16 01:34:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 01:34:04 · 7 answers · asked by Matt P 2 in Music

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she
climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks: "What would you like Santa
to bring you for Christmas?.
The little girl replies: "I want a Barbie and Action Man.
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says:
"I thought Barbie comes with Ken".
No, said the little girl She comes with Action Man, she fakes
it with Ken.

2007-03-16 01:33:39 · 23 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I am not..I am going to an orgy and I need to drive home...no I am not kidding..

2007-03-16 01:33:12 · 10 answers · asked by xjim7 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 01:32:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

your choice..I go with pen...its mightier than the sword...yeah right...

2007-03-16 01:32:03 · 35 answers · asked by xjim7 2 in Polls & Surveys

When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don't do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When I do it without being told, I'm trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

When I please my boss, that's brown-nosing.
When my boss pleases his boss, that's co-operating.

When I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets.

2007-03-16 01:31:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It is my opinion that some people are not capable of looking after themselves, and that to curb suffering in the world, we should have a proper test to establish whether individuals should have children and that there should be better training, so that not just anybody could propagate. Yes, this is totalitarian. But do you agree?

(p.s. I know that you will say that it is a right we have to found a family, but I ask you, should we not reconsider our rights and question them until we can find a model for society that is good? And also, do the unborn children not have rights to become loved persons?)

2007-03-16 01:31:26 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know this is really a long shot, but I'd like to know a little more about him. It looked like he had suffered a stroke or something. Any info? Trust me, I tried looking it up myself but I am having absolutely NO luck.

2007-03-16 01:31:07 · 1 answers · asked by Mommymonster 7 in Television

just curious to see if she still has fans?? I used to like her but ever since her EGO took over, she just seems so fake ....
any thoughts ??

2007-03-16 01:30:59 · 12 answers · asked by muffett1 7 in Celebrities

I'm runnin' out of outfits here!

2007-03-16 01:30:23 · 20 answers · asked by wackadoo 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 01:29:43 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 01:29:36 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

....and spend some quality me time instead.

2007-03-16 01:29:09 · 16 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband "you can have her shipped home for £5000 or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150. The man thought about it for a while and told him that he would have his wife shipped home. The undertaker asked, "why would you spend £5000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only have to spend £150?".
The man replied, "long ago a man died here, was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead"......I just can't take the chance.

2007-03-16 01:29:01 · 7 answers · asked by ♪♫♪Music Lover♪♫♪ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

This is for work. I need to find someone who has the complete collection of Cosmopolitan magazine between 1973-1989.
Help! Even if you don't, if you know how I could go about finding someone, any help is appriciated. Thanks

2007-03-16 01:28:36 · 6 answers · asked by lora 1 in Magazines