Entertainment & Music - 16 March 2007

2007-03-16 01:16:22 · 5 answers · asked by cd_77777 3 in Music

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.

She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.

On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

"What happened?" she asks.

"I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"

2007-03-16 01:16:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-16 01:15:54 · 41 answers · asked by Andrew B 1 in Music

Hi ! Don’t worry, I’m not gonna sing ! We are here to celebrate the life of Freddie Mercury, an extraordinary rock star who rushed across our cultural landscape like a comet. We are her also to tell the whole world that he, like others we have lost because of AIDS, died before his time. The bright light of his talent still exhilarates us as even now that his life has been so cruelly extinguished. It needn’t have happened, it shouldn’t have happened. Please, don’t let it happen again !

2007-03-16 01:15:32 · 5 answers · asked by cd_77777 3 in Celebrities

2007-03-16 01:15:30 · 11 answers · asked by David 4 in Polls & Surveys

--Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
--Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
--Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
--Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
--Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
--Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
--If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?
--Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
--How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
--When Jewish People go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
--Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
--If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
--Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
--Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
--Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
--Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
--If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
--What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
--Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?

2007-03-16 01:14:54 · 12 answers · asked by Todd 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i just wont to know something about pretty how old are they and i love them to and i just want to meet them........

2007-03-16 01:14:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

How do I scream like those heavy rock bands? I did some google research on it but I didnt really find what I need.

2007-03-16 01:13:58 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Sven was in front of the mall jewellery store when he spied Ole walking past carrying a small, gift-wrapped package.



"So vat did ja buy, Ole?"



Ole replied, "Tomorrow is Lena's birthday and she said she vanted something wit lots of diamonds."



"So vat did you get her?" asked Sven.



"A deck of cards!" replied Ole.

2007-03-16 01:13:57 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Two woman were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood. "But he acts so stupid," said one to the other. "I think he must have his brains between his legs." "Yeah," her friend sighed, "but I'd sure love to blow his mind."

Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband's away!

2007-03-16 01:13:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Which celebrities/singers/actors/actresses do you think are the worst role models for kids today? (name at least five if not more)

2007-03-16 01:13:23 · 11 answers · asked by Dusk 6 in Celebrities

people spell words with a "u"? Like Flavour, and Behaviour?

I love it! Even though I know it's normal for some of you, it's not for me and I think it's adorable!

2007-03-16 01:13:18 · 38 answers · asked by Becca 2 in Polls & Surveys

Was there a reason why, and do you remember what kind of flowers were sent?

2007-03-16 01:12:58 · 45 answers · asked by Benny Zuko, The All-Knowing cat 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 01:12:58 · 4 answers · asked by cd_77777 3 in Movies

2007-03-16 01:12:21 · 11 answers · asked by Yo Mum Mum 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 01:12:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

And why am I obsessed with trying to understand you?

2007-03-16 01:12:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

No really.

2007-03-16 01:11:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-03-16 01:11:24 · 3 answers · asked by richak282 2 in Movies

I'm trying to expand my cd collection. I like all kinds of music, classical, 70's, 80's, 90's, top 40 of today, rap, salsa, you name it.
What cds should I get? What are favourites you'd recommend?

2007-03-16 01:11:08 · 10 answers · asked by RedIsBlue 3 in Music

On a trip there was this regional movie shoot going on. A jeep drove by and a couple of guys in it looked our way. We just ignored them. Then a bus drove by and people in it began screaming. It seems these two guys had starred in a few movies.

2007-03-16 01:10:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Its by a British band I think, was a big hit in England a few weeks ago, prob still is....

2007-03-16 01:10:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-16 01:09:33 · 3 answers · asked by franksr57 2 in Polls & Surveys

Which drive thru?

2007-03-16 01:09:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 01:08:43 · 10 answers · asked by Yo Mum Mum 5 in Polls & Surveys

NEWCASTLE GIRL
A young brunette Newcastle girl, down on her luck, decided to end it all
one night by casting herself into the cold, dark waters off Newcastle
quayside.
As she stood on the edge, pondering the infinite, a young sailor noticed
her as he strolled by.
"You're not thinking of jumping, are you pet?" he asked.
"Yes, I am." replied the sobbing girl.
Putting his arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back from the
edge.
"Look, nothing's worth that. I'll tell you what, I'm sailing off for
America tomorrow. Why don't you stow away on board and start a new life
over there? I'll set you up in one of the lifeboats on the deck, bring you food and water
every night, and I'll look after you if you look after me - if you know
what I mean."
The girl, having no better prospects, agreed, and the sailor sneaked her
on board that very night.
For the next 3 weeks the sailor came to her lifeboat every night,
bringing food and water, and making love to her until dawn.
Then, during the fourth week, the captain was performing a routine
inspection of the ship and it's lifeboats...
He peeled back the cover to find the startled brunette, and demanded an
explanation.
The girl came clean, "I've stowed away to get to America . One of the
sailors is helping me out, he set me up in here and brings me food and
water every night ... and he's screwing me."
The puzzled captain stared at her for a moment before a grin cracked his
face and he replied...
”He certainly is pet, this is the South Shields Ferry!"

2007-03-16 01:08:34 · 23 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I loved the album "Whatever and Ever Amen," and there was another one after that, "Autobiography of Rienhold Messner." What's he done since then, and what's he doing now?

2007-03-16 01:08:24 · 4 answers · asked by iwastypingthat 4 in Music

2007-03-16 01:08:06 · 10 answers · asked by teashy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 01:07:17 · 18 answers · asked by mauikittie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 01:06:50 · 13 answers · asked by Live Life 1 in Polls & Surveys