Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Two woman were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood. "But he acts so stupid," said one to the other. "I think he must have his brains between his legs." "Yeah," her friend sighed, "but I'd sure love to blow his mind."
Love thy neighbor all through the day... but first make sure her husband's away!
2007-03-16 01:13:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
quality as always star for xxmwah.
2007-03-16 01:51:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought the one about making the bed was funny!
2007-03-16 01:17:17 · answer #2 · answered by rachellou 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No1 made smile but thats all
2007-03-16 01:52:19 · answer #3 · answered by well.theres.a.few 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha... Excellent...
Have a star!
:-)
xx
2007-03-16 01:41:57 · answer #4 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol pretty funny.
2007-03-16 01:17:36 · answer #5 · answered by Lyrical Lie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe cool
2007-03-16 03:59:48 · answer #6 · answered by Deranged Insanity 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, funny.
2007-03-16 01:16:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, they're funny. well done
2007-03-16 01:28:43 · answer #8 · answered by Nik 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry but they were all rubbish
2007-03-16 02:04:28 · answer #9 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋