Entertainment & Music - 16 March 2007

How much are Terry Wogan and Jonathan Ross going to be paid for doing comic relief? I believe they get an appearance fee.

2007-03-16 01:28:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-16 01:28:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

((RING))) ((RING))))

(Pick Up). "Hello?

Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?
No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"
(After a brief pause). Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.

Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now
Brief Pause Uh, okay then, .this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the
bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled
into the driveway.

Okay Daddy, just a minute
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
I did it Daddy. And what happened honey?" he asked.
Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug,
hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?
He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all
scared, and he jumped out of the back window and into the
swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the
water last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.

Long Pause……….Longer Pause.

Then Daddy says, “Swimming pool?... Is this 486-5731 ?”

2007-03-16 01:28:02 · 20 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-16 01:27:56 · 16 answers · asked by ??? 1 in Television

2007-03-16 01:27:20 · 7 answers · asked by Bombshell 2 in Celebrities

The Pursuit of Hapyyness movie...tnx

2007-03-16 01:27:06 · 3 answers · asked by the12345numbers4life 1 in Movies

grindhouse or 300

2007-03-16 01:25:57 · 14 answers · asked by mark 1 in Movies

or do other women wonder what their bosses would be like in bed? Don't go off on me, it's just a fantasy.

2007-03-16 01:25:55 · 13 answers · asked by starrynight1 7 in Polls & Surveys

How do people get tens of thousands of points on this thing? Do they sit there all day and night answering one word answers on it. Do these people ever see the light of day? Or do they have lots of different accounts and give themselves 10 points all the time. Get out more and get some real friends. You won't find real answers here!

2007-03-16 01:25:53 · 21 answers · asked by Louis Junior. 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 01:25:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...your pet stole your body and ran off, and you were now left in its body?

2007-03-16 01:25:19 · 13 answers · asked by Reb Da Rebel 6 in Polls & Surveys

Are they boys or girls?
Do they all have the same mother/father?

2007-03-16 01:24:43 · 18 answers · asked by Laura Palmer 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 01:23:43 · 7 answers · asked by Yo Mum Mum 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 01:23:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...50/50?

2007-03-16 01:21:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 01:21:01 · 11 answers · asked by teashy 6 in Polls & Surveys

There may be a few but there is one that just came out about 2 or 3 yrs ago.

2007-03-16 01:20:55 · 7 answers · asked by ace bOOn 1 in Movies

2007-03-16 01:20:37 · 10 answers · asked by robert c 1 in Music

2007-03-16 01:20:21 · 6 answers · asked by apu 2 in Music

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few things she had never done with any other man.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?" The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says......................








"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!"

2007-03-16 01:20:12 · 17 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm willing to pay if its reasonable.

2007-03-16 01:20:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Put the name of the episode and the description. Btw this is a quick and easy way to get points.

2007-03-16 01:20:02 · 5 answers · asked by Ruhaif T 1 in Television

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DamHcO4aR-A

2007-03-16 01:19:40 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-16 01:19:01 · 8 answers · asked by cd_77777 3 in Polls & Surveys

Nelly Furtado's popularity has been on the rise since her breakout album last year. What's your favorite song (or songs) from her?

Mine:
Say it RIght
Maneater
Like A Bird

2007-03-16 01:18:49 · 14 answers · asked by Dusk 6 in Music

I m in private office, recently i had open import/export company, could i sucess, and my love and prosperity

2007-03-16 01:18:38 · 4 answers · asked by NEPAL 1 in Horoscopes

2007-03-16 01:17:57 · 2 answers · asked by franksr57 2 in Television

WHY? How many shot can you take :-)
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2007-03-16 01:17:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Here is the first few words .... I look at you and I can see the feelings gone...

2007-03-16 01:17:16 · 4 answers · asked by yffar a 1 in Music

i need some farewell songs. farewell songs to a friend/teachers/classmates.. because we have to dedicate a song for our class. on our farewell party.. please help me!

2007-03-16 01:16:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music